What is wrong with some Chelsea fans

The drama between John Terry and Wayne Bridge finally came to an end today (well atleast it should of) when the two met at Stamford bridge, it seems god, faith, karma or whatever deity you believe in seems to with “Team Bridge”. As Man City came out on top 4-2 thanks to two goals each from Carlos Tevaz and Craig Bellamy (two main none not strangers to controversy).

This whole situation was being built up though as if it was some sort of wrestling match, with this whole storyline but like most things that are built up it didn’t live up to the hype. The first glance between the two competitors was at the pre game handshakes were Bridge refused to shake Terry’s hands but no there were no blows as Bridge got substitute by Manchini with 15 minutes left and the game wrapped up leaving the press dissatisfied regardless the handshake or lack there of is located below, until the Premier Leagues get it taken down as to copyright as usual, clips of premier league games are more guarded than fort knox.

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World Cup 2010 kits made from recycled bottles

Yes those kits sported by ten of the worlds eh greatest average players are made out of entirely recycled bottles, A lot of people have been highly anticipating the new kits that Nike created for the World Cup in South Africa but i don’t think anyone expected this. When i first heard this all i could picture was KAKA running around covered in lucozade wrappers but the below article removed my concerns.

For the first time, all of Nike

2nd overall pick Hasheem Thabeet headed to D-League

We got Thabeet, we got Thabeet, we got Thabeet!! yeayyy we got Thabeet!!.. Well looks like that’s the tune the Dakota Wizards are gonna be singing real soon because the 2nd overall pick for 2009-2010 just got sent there from the Grizzlies. So what? he sucks right? Well the thing is, this is the highest draft pick ever to get sent to the d-league in their rookie year.

Does this mean Thabeet is a 2nd overall bust? I honestly can’t tell you, because I don’t watch enough Memphis games, but I can’t say I recall ESPN or NBA.com saying anything about Thabeet except the fact that he plays for the Grizzlies. Infact, there was a point where i forgot who the #2 overall pick for the draft was. I had to think hard for a moment, so hard I was contemplating googling it.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=2nd+nba+overall+pick+2010

YES.. GOOGLE.. I’m not a ditz when it comes to basketball and the NBA but you gotta be with me on this one..

Also, I’ll play Thabeet’s advocate here and say, when you’re known more for your post defense, and at the same time we all know you’re not Dikembe Mutombo Jr., it’s going to be hard to get playing time when you’re competing with Marc Gasol and the monstar that took over Zach Randolph’s body this season.

which one would randolph be?

However, the d-league is meant for the young athletes to hone in on their game and develop it. They’re more likely to get more PT over there that can help them, rather than warm the bench in Memphis which I assume he’s doing right now.

The questions still remain tho, did memphis get what they wanted in Thabeet afterall? I don’t recall if they made the trade for Randolph before or after the pick but even still, you’ve got rookies in the mix like Evans, Curry, Jennings, ETC. Thabeet wasn’t even in the rookie/sophomore game, but Blair was ;) .

What’s your take on this?

Does this move establish Thabeet as a bust already? or is there still a bright future ahead for the 2nd overall pick?

give me a comment below

-seb

Hottest Women of the 2010 Winter Olympics

ok so i decided what the heck.. lets see who the hottest 2010 winter olympic athlete is..

these ladies jus make u wanna say “damn.. how about i give you a gold medal for rofl’ing my jock”

ok no don’t say that please…

I’ll do the girls.. djm can do the guys since he’s into that sort of stuff lol..

i’ll post more pics here as time goes.. but i’ll need you guys (readers) to help me update it to see who im missing..

just drop a line in the comments field below ;)

recognize!!

lindsey vonn

Lindsey Vonn

Tanith Belbin

Tanith Belbin

Torah Bright

Torah Bright

Noelle Pikus-Pace
Noelle Pikus Pace
Gretchen Bleiler

Gretchen Bleiler

Rebekah Bradford

Rebekah Bradford

Allison Baver

Allison Baver

LaDainian Tomlinson released due to “stupid” youtube video

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SAN DIEGO – What it do? My name’s LT, I got a little dance for y’all.. Those are the opening statements to Tomlinson’s video that raved across the internet. In case our readers are not familiar with it, here’s a clip

Apparently this video didn’t sit well with the Chargers’ front office. Several football fans, had a general consensus of the video being a goodhearted laugh. However, AJ Smith was quoted saying “I just now saw the video and wondered why noone said anything earlier! What an utter embarrassment to our franchise.”

Looks like Chargers Owner, AJ Smith didn’t take lightly to the video, but we had to inquire with him why he thought that was such a disappointment that he had to release LT. AJ replied that “despite what LT has done as a Charger, even that wouldn’t bail him out of the dumb video he put out there. The thing almost gave me a seizure, and the way he’s dancing in it, makes him look like he’s got crap in his pants or something. I mean, seriously who dances like that??” AJ also commented on the strategy that LT raps about in the video. “i read the defense now side step?.. now catch that pass? now throw that thing? you just caught the damn pass! now celebrate and wave to your mom? what happened to winning superbowls??”

We had to calm Smith down as we could tell he took the video to heart. As soon as Smith finished the video, he said he wanted to drive down to LT’s estate and personally slap him in the face. Luckily this didn’t happen, but we still think Smith’s release of LT was unneeded. On the bright side, LT can look for a new team that would tolerate that kind of dancing. The Cincinnati Bengals seem to be a strong candidate for this.

Trojan to sponsor Tiger Woods

PONTE VEDRA BEACH- Following Tiger Woods’ apology speech on Friday, Trojan announced it will sponsor Tiger Woods and support him in his comeback to the PGA Tour. The United States’ leading manufacturer in condoms produces over 70% of condoms purchased in the country. It hopes that with Tiger as it’s spokesman, Trojan will be able to get unfaithful men across the world to use their product.

“It is with great pleasure that I can announce Tiger Woods as our newest spokesman,” said Trojan president Derek McMurphy. “With him on board with us, mistresses everywhere can seek out high profile athletes without any worries.” McMurphy also mentioned that he hopes that in addition to Woods, he also hopes that Trojan can one day sponsor a major PGA event.

The PGA Tour is upset with the move, however since Woods is not in actual competition right now, they have no say over what sponsors he signs with.

Woods, who also was excited about the announcement said, “now I won’t have to worry about any of these slutty women giving me and STD or trying to be my baby’s mama.” He added that with Trojan behind him he’ll be able to focus on keeping his mistresses hushed, which will let him concentrate on his golf game.

It is the first athlete sponsorship of any kind for Trojan.

After upset loss to USA, Canada considering canceling Olympics

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VANCOUVER- Jamie Langenbrunner’s goal at 7:09 of the third period to give the United States a 4-2 lead at the time over Canada would hold up to be the game winner as the United States upset Canada in Vancouver on Sunday giving the Americans their Olympic win over the Canadians in 50 years. Sidney Crosby would score a goal with just under four minutes left would bring the Canadians with in one before Ryan Kesler’s hustled to a loose puck and back handed it with one arm for an empty net goal with 45 seconds left would seal the Americans 5-3 victory. Canada, whose national sport is hockey, who have been focused on winning gold on home soil in hockey, are so distraught after the loss, are considering forcing everybody out of Vancouver and canceling the Olympic games.

“Hockey is what we live for as Canadians. We’ve been waiting for this moment for the last four years, so we can celebrate winning gold and proving that hockey is our sport, and we are the best in the world at it” said Canadian Olympic Committee President Michael Chambers.

“Lets be honest,” continued Chambers, “Nobody up here really cares about the other sports. Its all about hockey in the great white north. If Canada is gonna struggle at the sport we live for, we might as well just cancel the games all together. These Olympics would be meaningless without a gold in hockey for Canada.”

All of Canada has been excited for these Olympic Games, especially for Hockey. Nearly the entire nation tuned in on Sunday only to see their beloved heroes lose to the rival Americans. Canada Hockey Place, the home for ice hockey at the Olympics, was a sea of red with maple leaf flags waving all over the place. Fans were also bitterly disappointed also by the result.

“If we can’t win at hockey, then whats the point of supporting my country,” wondered Jan Fletcher of Surrey, BC, who attended the game. She added that “if they’re not going to win gold, then these entire games are a waste of time and an embarrassment.”

The COC will take 48 hours to asses the situation and make an announcement. However, Internatioal Olympic Committee president Jacques Rogge said that despite the Candians disappointment, the games will continue.

Tiger Woods brand to drop Tiger Woods from endorsements

FLORIDA- In a surprise move by the Tiger Woods brand, a spokesperson announced to the media today that the Tiger Woods brand decided to drop Tiger Woods from their endorsement campaign.

“We are trying to build a positive image with our brand, and the constant public scrutiny lately has been making it tough for us. The decision came from high to terminate Tiger Woods endorsing our product”. Sources say, this decision was made shortly after the public apology last week from Woods.

The spokesperson continued, “This will be a huge disappointment for our relationship with Tiger but we wish the best of him in his repairing of his public image.” He did mention also that leading possible candidates for replacing Tiger’s endorsement include, John Daly, soccer star John Terry, and even breaking the athlete barrier and employing Politician John Edwards.

Ashley Cole caught with pictures of United players on his phone


LONDON- Carlo Ancelotti was unavailable for comment this morning after pictures of Manchester United players were found on Ashley Cole

Male ice skater reveals cameltoe outline on his crotch

CANADA- During a practice run prior to the men’s figure skating finals, all eyes were on the ice skating rink as fans knew they were about to witness an intense matchup. The major players that took the ice were Evan Lysacek, Evegni Plushenko and Daisuke Takahashi. Fans certainly expected a preview of what they were about to witness on the grand stage, however they weren’t expecting a preview of one of the skater’s crotches.

Granted, given the spandex and leotards these skaters wear, one can’t help but notice the outlining of a skater’s full figure. This figure they saw though, was a cameltoe outline on his crotch, only expected to be seen on a female ice skater’s body.

“Parents immediately grabbed their kids and left the scene” said an usher as we interviewed him about the public reaction. It seemed that everyone in the arena saw his crotch except the skater himself. This usually never happens in the sport and authorities are left wondering how he passed the preliminary tests to participate in the Winter Olympics without anyone realizing he is possibly is or was a woman at a point.

The Olympics committee couldn’t be reach for further questioning on the issue but it would be interesting to see if a medal win is in store for the un-identified skater.