MILAN- After being so impressed by Internazionale defense with set pieces, Milan mayor Letizia Moratti has commissioned them to be apart of a new government building being created for the department of finance. “After watching watching how they were able to keep anything from passing them and going into the goal during both the Serie A & Champions League campaigns, the Milano government have agreed that along with a consortium of marble & concrete, they will be located at the front of the new deluxe complex”. ” We here in Italy only accept the best materials for purchase and the Italian government believe that this will be seen as a wise investment in future years as Italian defenses are notorious for aging graceful and lasting well longer than other European counterparts.”
The four defenders chosen were Javier Zanetti,Lucio,Macro Materazzi & Walter Samuel. When asked how they felt with spending their rest of their lives being part of a wall, all four unanimously agreed that what the Italian government were proposing was unethical but their pleas fell on deaf ears as they were escorted out of the San Siro and into a government facility where they were frozen in carbonate. Below is a rough representation of how we expect the players to look.
