LOS ANGELES – After latest developments, the Lakers medical staff has shown no improvements in Lakers starting center, Andrew Bynum. Bynum spoke with reporters after the tests and we could tell he had no optimism from the look on his face. After the fluid draining Bynum’s knee, doctors said the knee would require surgery as the inflamation doesn’t seem to be improving any.
“Quite frankly, I don’t even know why he’s playing basketball. This guy should be in a wheelchair” commented one of the examiners on Tuesday. When news reached the Laker front office, heads were reportedly rolling, as they had already invested alot financially for the future in Bynum. Coach Phil Jackson mentioned that he is deeply concerned about Bynum. “I’m 40 years older than this guy and I only needed one hip surgery, but glassy mcglassy here has had like 6 injuries and he’s only 22. He acts like he has to run on his knees everyday.”
Bynum without a doubt sensed the pressure coming from all corners of the organization and was even spooked by reports that the club is considering putting him down after this season if they are not successful.
Sasha Vujajic was excited for once that fingers aren’t being pointed at him for screwing up. “I weel nevah fawghet wen anzruw yell at me on zee court tuh pass zee fokin bawll! evah zeens zhen I haz been scare tuh zhoot zee ball” commneted Vujajic.
The Lakers and Celtics will be playing this coming Thursday.
