After opening day loss, Yankees to consider rebuilding

BOSTON – It couldn’t get anyworse for Yankees fans at Fenway park after the Yankees took 9-7 loss. They saw their favorite team crumble right before their very eyes.
After a successful previous season, many had the Yankees repeating their run again as they still have a healthy and fearsome squad lined up this season. However, after last night, some Yankees fans and staff, felt it was over for them.
“We have the best team in the league! and we still lost!” said an unidentified screamer from the seats. Yankee Pitcher, C.C Sabathia couldn’t take the heat of pitching against the red sox and was clearly exhausted halfway into the game. Yankee fans were bothered by the sight of it all and wished their star pitcher would lose weight. “We have the fattest pitcher out there right now. It was like seeing Glen ‘Big Baby’ Davis out there. What probably would’ve kept him going was a platter of pork brisket being served to him after every pitch” said another fan.
We thought it was too early in the season to throw such criticism as teams ought to still be trying to find their bearings, however not New York. According to them, their other teams suck right now so Yankees are all they’ve got left. Some have been rumored to push George Steinbrenner to signing Lebron to be a Yankee instead of a Knick. An indication of how bad they feel about the New York Knicks for example, being successful, even with Lebron.