England to follow diet of 60′s cup winning team

SOUTH AFRICA- A brief trip to the kitchen of the English national team merely hours before their first game with USA was a starling contrast to the dietary supplements of all the other teams in the tournament this year. England coach Fabio Capello was interviewed by a number of worried British reporters as to why the team had switched from the current healthy diet to a variety of fatty foods. Capello responded with this following assessment ” A lot of pressure has been put on me to win the world cup this year, but the English must realize that they have only one this competition once in about twenty attempts!” Fabio continued ” A lot of study went into how that team won the cup back in the sixty’s and we have replicated the information available as much as humanly possible. First we started with the jersey’s they were like for like and now we are following with a diet plan”. In training the English camp looked quiet sluggish to their normal energetic selves but Capello laughed off all comments stating that ” Wayne Rooney has being using this diet regime since he began playing football so the others should be alright too”.