WASHINGTON DC – After a local draft party in Washington DC, James Brand, a local custodian at a high school and a huge Wizards fan ended up wishing the night never happened. James, a father of 2 girls, would’ve been the last person to have a down night during a historic event in Wizards franchise history according to his closest friends but after being sabotaged by a couple of ex prisoners just two days out of prison, he considered becoming a Laker fan.
According to eyewitnesses, after John Wall got drafted, James quickly jumped up on the table in the game area and celebrated the draft choice by doing the “John Wall Dance”. The John Wall Dance as many like to call it is simply the act of bouncing back and forth with your upper body while curling your wrist with your fist leaning away from you then quickly rotating the wrist to lean towards you. It’s better viewed by watching videos on youtube like this one.
Some witnesses also admitted that whilst Brand’s rendition of the John Wall dance was a bit on the feminine side, it was still a pretty good impression. “As soon as he got on there, everyone cheered loudly.. the party was bumping! but i noticed the two quiet guys in the back were staring hard at him keeping quiet” said another attendee who requested to remain anonymous. After he got tired of dancing, the two ex prisoners immediately intercepted him on the way off the table and onto the restroom. “They told me to keep dancing, and that they like the way i flick my wrists” said a traumatized Brand during our interview. Brand said he had tried to explain that he wasn’t doing any sort of gay activity but the gay thugs were having none of it. They proceeded to harass him until the police arrived and put them into custody.
Brand in retrospect, agreed the dance does look “kind of gay” and decided to leave Washington DC. “Im sick of that franchise anyway, our greatest accomplishment was getting and old MJ. I’m moving to LA”. The Ex-cons could not be reached for comment but rumors have it that they, along with others in the gay community across the USA have an exceptional liking to the John Wall dance that it’s a hit at numerous gay clubs.
