Tyreke Evans

GO SPEED RACER! GO SPEED RACER! GO SPEED RACER GOOOOOOO!!!!

i made that for you..
seriously what are you thinking?..
playing in the NBA is not just a hoop session anymore.. it’s your job now.. you’re now a commodity for a major franchise.. i’m sure none of that makes sense to you.. but you’re digging yourself a deep [...]

Where have you been?

Oh you mean me… my bad.. I haven’t gone anywhere.. but in case anyone else had noticed.. the site virtually “poofed” off the internet for quite a bit. Nothing wrong happened, no i didn’t break anything.. well not intentionally, I know what triggered the whole event but lets just say I took my time getting [...]

Sebastien3k becomes a writer on bleacherreport.com

Yes, it was a long tedious process as during the free agency period I had to weigh my options. 3 of the other top writers in the business were weighing their options too and it even depended on what I aimed to do. One of them even had like a summit and everything it was [...]

UFC Undisputed 2010 (Shaquille Oneal is an unlockable character)

Sup guys.. dropped by to say a quick what up.. i just found this out today..
shaq oneal is an unlockable figher in ufc undisputed 2010.. it was comical.. fighting with him..
after i unlocked him i took him straight to the octagon and knocked out brock lesnar in the process..
i’ll share how to unlock him here.. [...]

sebastien reporting..

yes.. what was it? 2 weeks of not updating the site.. i bet our readers must’ve been wondering if the site finally died. nah.. far from it.. i was actually humbled by people randomly asking me out of nowhere if i’m still doing the site.. i mean .. i know i told them about it [...]

hey kidz

hi.. whats new..
just came by to acknowledge what’s been one of my least productive weeks ever.. (no stories and no new video of the week) after one of my most productive weeks ever (all stories written by me).. so one can say we’re even.. right?
anyway.. ive been sick today.. yes the day i was going [...]

What up?

Well after some rather interesting events.. im back… again.. i know.. settle down..
basically ill get right down to business..
we’re gonna be updating articles twice a week now.. instead of every monday.. yes.. i know.. settle down..
gonna see how that goes.. basically i just don’t wanna right about something on a monday that happened on the [...]

arrghh im gonna choke sumbawdy!

Incase you’ve noticed.. the amount of stories we’re churning out every week seems to have been sliced in half..
we’re aware.. and we apologize.. we’ll get the rofljock machine back up and running soon..
also the blogs have been dead.. that.. even tho im part of the guilty party.. is almost inexcusable..
but on the real [...]

Vote for the silver dancers

http://www.nba.com/dancebracket/2010/vote.html?bracketId=wr2b2
please vote for the silver dancers.. click the link above and vote for them on the right..
i mean listen.. we just beat out the laker girls.. thank goodness.. i mean.. they’re from california right.. so we know they’re fake..
and seriously.. yeah i know the miami girls are fine as hell.. i mean g’damn..i’d have to [...]

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