hey kidz

hi.. whats new..

just came by to acknowledge what’s been one of my least productive weeks ever.. (no stories and no new video of the week) after one of my most productive weeks ever (all stories written by me).. so one can say we’re even.. right?

anyway.. ive been sick today.. yes the day i was going to announce that we’re going to start updating biweekly now.. so i’ll just announce it.. errm.. right now..

we’re going to be putting out new stories twice a week… Look for new stories every Monday and Thursday. There will still only be one ‘video of the week’ and the stories on thursday would not block out the ones written on Monday.

Either way just log on and read the damn stories!

What else? Oh yeah… Sports related stuff.. let’s get to it..

It’s no secret my team, the Spurs, are getting their asses beat right now. This gives the average Suns fan a boner I can tell.. i don’t blame them.. beating the Spurs in the playoffs alone is an achievement in itself..

which other spurs fan enjoyed it as much as i did when we started getting blunders like Richard Jefferson traveling and Tim Duncan missing a layup :D ?

Anyways.. who caught the Orlando / Atlanta game? No not the first game where Atlanta got their asses handed to, but the second game where Atlanta got their asses handed to. Seriously, should this even be considered a playoff series? This is the worst showing, of talent disparity between the top seeds and the bottom in the East. Or should I say, the best showing? Somehow I have a feeling Milwaukee would’ve given Orlando a tougher run… This is the same Milwaukee that surprised me when I actually heard they were in the playoffs; I had no idea they were doing that well. They took Atlanta to 7 games without their star player, that alone is shameful of Atlanta in itself. They shouldn’t deserve to win. At this point, it’d be a paradox seeing Atlanta win one game against the Magic. If they did, it’d probably be a buzzer beater desperation fullcourt shot. On a side note.. in a couple of weeks, i’m going to be participating on a 3 on 3 basketball tournament. I talk all this smack about NBA players, lets see if i can walk the walk. I’ll provide pics and video :D .

OK back to the site.. Can anyone like write my co authors a letter or post a comment here begging them to put their 2 cents on anything on their blogs? I’m kinda getting tired of brushing up the cobwebs on their pages. This is what i saw when I went back to PBeezy’s blog for example.

Oh yeah.. another thing.. the funny cats at slamdumb.com gave me a knee slapper the other day. Check it out

They’re good guys over there.. haha-larious as i like to say.. check out their other comics and articles also.

Wow.. I must say that’s a good load of basketball talk in one sitting.. especially on a site that claims to cover a lot of sports and not just basketball.. can’t help it.. we’re just basketball heads. It’s what’s being shoved down our throats from the media the most right now. That, and baseball.. we don’t have much baseball prowess right now but we’re trying.

Our favorite team, the Oakland Raiders made headlines by cutting former #1 overall pick, Jamarcus Russell.

Russell: father forgive them.. for they know not what they do..

Yeah I know, the highest achievement by Jamarcus is being the #1 overall pick. I mean, I admire this guy. He’s smart as hell. He totally Rick Astley’d the Raiders organization by impressing them to the point they picked him over 300 other athletes that year. Hey they needed a quarterback.. you can’t blame them for picking him over players like Calvin Johnson, Patrick Willis and Adrian Peterson. Brady Quinn was the next best QB available and he’s had a better career than Russell. See, I say Russel’s smart because after holding out big time to get that max contract of whatever it was, I believe he got immediately to investing that money, because, I mean.. be serious.. he got a 68 million dollar contract.. imagine what you and i could do with that money. I sure as hell wouldn’t wanna risk getting hurt out there when I already got my money in the bank.Hell.. I’d do what Jamarcus did even if i got a 10 thousand dollar contract instead.. get drafted.. sign the contract.. and then..tank the career.. He probably lives in some nice two bedroom apartment that has rent like 650 bucks a month. Russel is set. Maybe he may have more things to do on his free time like play football or something..

anyways.. I’m all out of blog ideas now.. how was that? I’m still getting used to this blogging thing.. It’s new.. work with me here.. I’ll try to get more stuff out there.. blogs n’ stories n’ whatever else you can possibly find on this site.. feel free to post a comment below.. let me know if my audience actually consists of real human beings.. I’m already a hit with the spambots..

alright.. over and out..

-Seb

What up?

Well after some rather interesting events.. im back… again.. i know.. settle down..

basically ill get right down to business..

we’re gonna be updating articles twice a week now.. instead of every monday.. yes.. i know.. settle down..

gonna see how that goes.. basically i just don’t wanna right about something on a monday that happened on the tuesday before.. if you get my drift… yea..

so if you are a fake basketball fan like me.. you may not have realized that the NBA playoffs are here.. due to your not watching the games because you’re ass busy and can’t catch a break.. i know.. settle down..

but yea it’s no secret.. im gonna come clean.. im a spurs fan.. and watching my spurs get creamed by dallas in game 5 made me wonder if the mavs really needed joey crawford afterall to win this game..

anyway.. in other news.. check this out:

ok.. now .. that’s pretty cool.. but i wasn’t as impressed as alot of ppl seem to be by that.. i mean im not saying yeah i can do that.. i mean.. i ain’t gonna go up there and bust my ass trying to dunk a ball while backflipping off a 20 foot ladder.. it is hard enough.. but all my boy had to do here was fall down backwards and flip.. and land on the mat.. oh yeah.. make sure the ball goes in.. ive seen worse at basketball games..

however.. if dwight howard or nate robinson comes back into an nba dunk contest.. they have to do that dunk.. agreed? im tired of seeing old faces in dunk contests..

speaking of dwight howard..

you’ve now been featured on our newly unofficial

YOU’VE BEEN STERNED!!!

yes dwight.. you’ve just won a $35,000 deduction from your paycheck for talking about the refs in your blog..

i mean.. you decided to go on your online blog and freely express an opinion of yours that included the referees in an nba game in a negative manner… hahaha.. silly dwight.. who do you think you are??? me??

you may be superman but stern is yo’ kryptonite ;)

ok pretend i didn’t say that..

anyway.. that’s all i can ramble about at this very moment.. im trying to decide whether i should order chinese or pizza.. or both..

ahh ill just have a hotdog..

im real excited about doing 2 stories a week tho.. if you somehow stumbled across this area and u dont know what our site is about.. just click the banner at the very top of the page because im too lazy to put a link in here..

arrghh im gonna choke sumbawdy!

Incase you’ve noticed.. the amount of stories we’re churning out every week seems to have been sliced in half..

we’re aware.. and we apologize.. we’ll get the rofljock machine back up and running soon..

also the blogs have been dead.. that.. even tho im part of the guilty party.. is almost inexcusable..

but on the real tho.. it’s been a coincidence that the authors have been busy with other stuff.. pBeezy with school.. djm with work and me with family issues that never seem to stop.. but i digress..

just blogged here to reassure our small but faithful audience that we realize all of this and none of us are thinking of jumping ship or anything like that..

we still have plans for this site that hadn’t been executed yet.. unlike in the beginning when we had a lot of energy and time.. but weren’t sure what we wanted.. now we know what we want but we’re lacking energy and time.. funny how that works out huh..

well anyway.. just wanted to give you guys a heads up.. we expect things to start chugging back up within a month.. things should be looking up by then..

trust me.. you’ll like what we have in store for ya ;)

happy jockin’… tell your friends.. visit our forums..

-Seb

Vote for the silver dancers

NBA Dance Bracket 2010

NBA Dance Bracket 2010

http://www.nba.com/dancebracket/2010/vote.html?bracketId=wr2b2

please vote for the silver dancers.. click the link above and vote for them on the right..

i mean listen.. we just beat out the laker girls.. thank goodness.. i mean.. they’re from california right.. so we know they’re fake..

and seriously.. yeah i know the miami girls are fine as hell.. i mean g’damn..i’d have to purchase 2 seats if i wanna watch a game at the american airlines arena..

one for me.. and one for my boner.. because when those miami girls get on the floor.. it’s over..

oh yeah.. dwyane wade is alright too..

but im sick n’ tired of seeing them win all the time.. it’s time for some fresh meat..

but on the real tho.. vote for my silver dancers.. those are some real fine latina women you haven’t seen.. i mean.. c’mon now..

do it for Seb..

hell im gonna start postin’ some pics up here of spurs girls.. im not kiddin’.. we got some hot mama’s up in this..

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SINCE WHEN ARE COLLEGE FOOTBALL FANS A BUNCH OF SISSIES?

Someone over at orangebloodz.com or whatever they’re called decided to leak locker room vids of Leach drillin’ his players. If you havne’t seen it.. it’s here

http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/ncf/news/story?id=4987339

or the youtube vid


Alright.. seriously.. if you think that’s BAD? I don’t think you should listen to other locker room conversations.. you don’t wanna hear what hall of famer bobby knight had to say off the court..

Look.. these are full ass grown men.. seriously.. his ass is always on the line coaching such a big program in a big conference.. so he’s got to get into those players’ heads and really drive his point.. he’s not cussing anyone out or yelling racial slurs or waterboarding anyone.. so calm the hell down

Those who know me closely know I’m a Christian with a very open mind. I respect everyone and their own religious beliefs and I’m not here to preach.. (I suck at preaching anyways).. So when those words were said about the “God Squad” and what nto.. that doesn’t even begin to cross the line..

I think people are looking too much into this.. seriously.. wake the hell up and stop being cry babies..

If we’re gonna paint leach out to be a slanderous villain that does double duty as a coach, why not show his post game victory speeches then?

gahh.. sometimes i just wanna GARRHH!!!!

We’re still alive

i’m sure to our millions of millions of fans out there.. most of you all must’ve been having sleepless nights wondering when next i’m going to blog. well worry no more. i am still alive and even more the lazy. so lazy i’m not even bothering with proper punctuation nor uppercase letters to start my sentences. who cares? i just hope my english teachers aren’t reading this.

anyway some of you may have noticed our site appeared to have been hacked last week. “appeared”.. don’t worry.. nothing was hacked.. it just looked bad on the google chrome browsers.. it was an iframe tag that was put on our index page that tries to route you to another site… well technically you can say it was a hack since I wasn’t the one that did it O.o.. regardless.. no more worries it’s gone.. you can all come out now..

not much is going on in the world of sports.. yes i know that sounds dumb but it’s kinda like a bit of a downtime for the sports i follow.. regardless, athletes will never stop being rofljocked.. i’ve been working on my other sites for the time being, i’m still sort of new to the web design “business” thing.. not web design.. just the “business” of it.. i’ve been making web pages for a while but not for money.. incase you know anyone that wants a website and is willing to break bank (JK).. tell them u know sebastien.. they’ll get a discount ;)

anyway.. i’ll start bloggin more often.. i promise.. and i’m working on something special on the site.. its’ not coming anytime soon but i’ll give you updates.. noone knows about it but me so don’t even bother playing investigator..
keep an eye out this monday for more rofljock news.. updated every mondays.. tell your friends.. spread the word!! we’ll give you beer

-seb

2nd overall pick Hasheem Thabeet headed to D-League

We got Thabeet, we got Thabeet, we got Thabeet!! yeayyy we got Thabeet!!.. Well looks like that’s the tune the Dakota Wizards are gonna be singing real soon because the 2nd overall pick for 2009-2010 just got sent there from the Grizzlies. So what? he sucks right? Well the thing is, this is the highest draft pick ever to get sent to the d-league in their rookie year.

Does this mean Thabeet is a 2nd overall bust? I honestly can’t tell you, because I don’t watch enough Memphis games, but I can’t say I recall ESPN or NBA.com saying anything about Thabeet except the fact that he plays for the Grizzlies. Infact, there was a point where i forgot who the #2 overall pick for the draft was. I had to think hard for a moment, so hard I was contemplating googling it.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=2nd+nba+overall+pick+2010

YES.. GOOGLE.. I’m not a ditz when it comes to basketball and the NBA but you gotta be with me on this one..

Also, I’ll play Thabeet’s advocate here and say, when you’re known more for your post defense, and at the same time we all know you’re not Dikembe Mutombo Jr., it’s going to be hard to get playing time when you’re competing with Marc Gasol and the monstar that took over Zach Randolph’s body this season.

which one would randolph be?

However, the d-league is meant for the young athletes to hone in on their game and develop it. They’re more likely to get more PT over there that can help them, rather than warm the bench in Memphis which I assume he’s doing right now.

The questions still remain tho, did memphis get what they wanted in Thabeet afterall? I don’t recall if they made the trade for Randolph before or after the pick but even still, you’ve got rookies in the mix like Evans, Curry, Jennings, ETC. Thabeet wasn’t even in the rookie/sophomore game, but Blair was ;) .

What’s your take on this?

Does this move establish Thabeet as a bust already? or is there still a bright future ahead for the 2nd overall pick?

give me a comment below

-seb

Hottest Women of the 2010 Winter Olympics

ok so i decided what the heck.. lets see who the hottest 2010 winter olympic athlete is..

these ladies jus make u wanna say “damn.. how about i give you a gold medal for rofl’ing my jock”

ok no don’t say that please…

I’ll do the girls.. djm can do the guys since he’s into that sort of stuff lol..

i’ll post more pics here as time goes.. but i’ll need you guys (readers) to help me update it to see who im missing..

just drop a line in the comments field below ;)

recognize!!

lindsey vonn

Lindsey Vonn

Tanith Belbin

Tanith Belbin

Torah Bright

Torah Bright

Noelle Pikus-Pace
Noelle Pikus Pace
Gretchen Bleiler

Gretchen Bleiler

Rebekah Bradford

Rebekah Bradford

Allison Baver

Allison Baver

T-Mac’s New York Debut

Tmac statline: 26 pts/5 ast/4 rebs.. for those of you guys that have known me for a while and those that have had tmac arguments with me.. what do you all have to say now?

I told you so.. and amongst the great statline despite not playing NBA ball for almost a year and a half (the BS 8 mins per game in houston didn’t count).. tmac haters were still saying ‘oh give him a few more games and he’ll hurt the chemistry or he’s being benched in overtime because he’s hurt’.. sure lets give him a few more games.. lets see.. but if he had a bad game, you guys would be having a party i bet..

Sure lets give him a few more games and see how things turn out.. but you know what?

so far .. 1 game down.. tmac shone in the New York spotlight.. and my brother eko sent me this vid on youtube..

it’s only so fitting..

new york.. you may have lost this game.. but you have won yourselves a great acquisition of players :) .. best of luck in the offseason..

-seb..

tmac fan.. and newest nyk follower..

p.s… tmac’s still gonna get rofljock’ed .. stay tuned this coming monday ;)