Eli Manning sets goal to throw only 12 interceptions this season

NEW YORK – After announcing his upcoming participation in Saturday’s preseason game, Eli aimed to give his fans a glimpse of hope and relief. Manning says he plans to bring down his interceptions this season to a max of 12.
“I know i throw too many interceptions as it is already. I don’t have to read [...]

Rajon Rondo volunteers to withdraw from team USA after being threatened to make a free throw

ATHENS – Rajon Rondo announced his departure from the team USA roster recently and it came as a shock to just about everyone involved in the tournament. Several teammates remained mum during their interviews about why Rondo left. Coach K was also timid but he had to disspell rumors that there was confrontation in the [...]

New Collective Bargaining Agreement may be decided on pickup game between owners and players

NEW YORK – In the latest meeting between the players’ union and the owners, there wasn’t much dialogue being exchanged but one message was clear by both sides, nobody wanted an NBA lockout. Just like the last time there was an NBA lockout, the league is flourished with young talent and promising current/future all-stars. This [...]

After forgiving Vince Young, everyone wondering if Roger Goodell is okay

NASHVILLE – It was reported that NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, has decided not to punish NFL Titans QB, Vince Young for his fighting at a club earlier in the summer. When tapes were released, Young quickly apologized for the fears of being penalized by Goodell and after hearing the news that Goodell decided not to [...]

Barkley to attend Heat workouts in hopes of getting a ring

MIAMI – During a light practice session, we caught up with NBA great, Sir Charles Barkley, who surprised us as usual. The only difference is this time we were shell shocked at what he had to say as to why he was in Miami. At first, we figured he was here for vacation, working on [...]

Lebron to make feature length movie about his free-agency decision

CLEVELAND – Not too long after the announcement that Lebron James will be broadcasting his free agency decision, sources now say he plans to make a feature length movie about his tedious decision process. “Lebron is all about the big screen. This is why he skipped being on the USA team this summer.” commented a [...]

New York Yankees make pitch to land Lebron

NEW YORK – Just when the free agency period couldn’t get anymore crazier, the New York Yankees announced today that they are going to aggressively pursue bringing in Lebron James to New York. This decision apparently was made because the New York Knicks don’t seem to be exhausting their resources towards their campaign of recruiting [...]

Fans eagerly await free agency in anticipation of what team they will support next season

NEW YORK- Brian Jenkins a local new yorker and for the past five years a Cleveland Cavilers fan, says the anticipation of the looming free agency is killing him. Officially teams are allowed to court unrestricted free agency and attempt to lure them to their teams following the establishment of the salary cap which is [...]

Sources say other sources’ sources are not as resourceful as the sourceses themselves

Sourceville – According to sources, there has been breaking news of other sources admitting that their sources aren’t as reliable as other sources they compete with. The first source of information came from an unknown source but was reported by another source. The problem however is that even though this source was certain of the [...]

Cujo a possible suspect in shooting incident at Michael Vick’s party

VIRGINIA BEACH – According to an ESPN report, there was a shooting incident outside a nightclub in Virginia Beach on Thursday the 24th. The victim, Quanis Phillips, is known as a friend of Vick’s but has been ordered to not have any association with the Eagles QB since he was released from prison on the [...]

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