Rajon Rondo volunteers to withdraw from team USA after being threatened to make a free throw

ATHENS – Rajon Rondo announced his departure from the team USA roster recently and it came as a shock to just about everyone involved in the tournament. Several teammates remained mum during their interviews about why Rondo left. Coach K was also timid but he had to disspell rumors that there was confrontation in the [...]

New Collective Bargaining Agreement may be decided on pickup game between owners and players

NEW YORK – In the latest meeting between the players’ union and the owners, there wasn’t much dialogue being exchanged but one message was clear by both sides, nobody wanted an NBA lockout. Just like the last time there was an NBA lockout, the league is flourished with young talent and promising current/future all-stars. This [...]

Barkley to attend Heat workouts in hopes of getting a ring

MIAMI – During a light practice session, we caught up with NBA great, Sir Charles Barkley, who surprised us as usual. The only difference is this time we were shell shocked at what he had to say as to why he was in Miami. At first, we figured he was here for vacation, working on [...]

Lebron to make feature length movie about his free-agency decision

CLEVELAND – Not too long after the announcement that Lebron James will be broadcasting his free agency decision, sources now say he plans to make a feature length movie about his tedious decision process. “Lebron is all about the big screen. This is why he skipped being on the USA team this summer.” commented a [...]

New York Yankees make pitch to land Lebron

NEW YORK – Just when the free agency period couldn’t get anymore crazier, the New York Yankees announced today that they are going to aggressively pursue bringing in Lebron James to New York. This decision apparently was made because the New York Knicks don’t seem to be exhausting their resources towards their campaign of recruiting [...]

Fans eagerly await free agency in anticipation of what team they will support next season

NEW YORK- Brian Jenkins a local new yorker and for the past five years a Cleveland Cavilers fan, says the anticipation of the looming free agency is killing him. Officially teams are allowed to court unrestricted free agency and attempt to lure them to their teams following the establishment of the salary cap which is [...]

Sources say other sources’ sources are not as resourceful as the sourceses themselves

Sourceville – According to sources, there has been breaking news of other sources admitting that their sources aren’t as reliable as other sources they compete with. The first source of information came from an unknown source but was reported by another source. The problem however is that even though this source was certain of the [...]

Wizards fan gets hit on by gay ex-convicts after doing John Wall dance

WASHINGTON DC – After a local draft party in Washington DC, James Brand, a local custodian at a high school and a huge Wizards fan ended up wishing the night never happened. James, a father of 2 girls, would’ve been the last person to have a down night during a historic event in Wizards franchise [...]

Reversible Celtics/Lakers to be sold at Staples Center

LOS ANGELES – Trailing the finals series 3 to 2, the Lakers find themselves trying to play catchup not only with wins in the series, but with their fans as well. Tops, a popular jersey manufacturing company also needs to play catchup with their client base and their best move was to sell reversible laker-celtic [...]

Lakers Front Office to consider putting Bynum to sleep if they lose finals.

LOS ANGELES – After latest developments, the Lakers medical staff has shown no improvements in Lakers starting center, Andrew Bynum. Bynum spoke with reporters after the tests and we could tell he had no optimism from the look on his face. After the fluid draining Bynum’s knee, doctors said the knee would require surgery as [...]

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