To accompany the latest news development regarding USC and OJ Mayo, USC is rumored to hire the Men in Black to wipe out OJ Mayo’s season from our memories. “Of course, we’ll still know who he is, he uhh.. he’s gonna be some guy that plays for the Grizzlies..” said the campus’ director of athletics on Sunday.

In case the Men in Black have already phased out your memory, this whole thing began after an internal investigation pointed fingers at then head coach Tim Floyd and Rodney Guillory, an affiliate of Floyd’s. Guillory helped in swaying Mayo, a highly sought high school recruit at the time, to join USC through different incentives like $1000 in cash, clothes, life time supply of USC Trojan condoms, etc.

In response to these allegations, USC recently announced it was going to punish themselves on this issue by forfeiting its wins from the 2007- 2008 season. We went on campus to interview several Trojan fans and we did get mixed reviews, believe it or not. The main impression across the campus however was that, even though the wins would be forfeited, all we’d get in return is disgruntled teams that had been beaten and eliminated from tournament contention because of USC. Kevin Oden, one of the students, commented ‘This is a bit funny, why not just penalize everyone instead of interfering with our history and pride? you can wipe away the stats and wins, but you cannot wipe away our memories of a good year in Trojan history!’

The director of athletics heard the campus uproar but wasn’t miffed the slightest about it. ‘Oh, we’ll make sure we wipe away memories too.. ever heard of a movie called “Men in Black”? They’ll should be in shortly with their neuralizers.” I thought this was a joke at first, but then i saw the black car pull up with agents coming out. That’s when I decided our interview staff had to leave promptly. So just in case you’re having a funny feeling of USC deja-vu, now you know. Oh snap! i think one of the agents is here! gotta go!!

Ok, so maybe that pic isn’t Texas Tech’s Adam James, but it was the best picture I could find on google. To be honest, I don’t know what he looks like. Ok, I do know what he looks like, but I’m scared he’s gonna get me fired from the internetz.. I mean he took down former coach, Mike Leach, who am i in the scheme of things?

From constant chatter in the tech locker room before the Alamo bowl, a lot of players believe it was a practical joke played on James. The only reason Adam was put in the closet had nothing to do with his previous concussion but a ploy so they could later say Adam came out of the closet and be politically correct.

Of course, James, was miffed and felt the whole joke was dumb and pointless, so he did what any other football player would do and tell daddy. Some feel this issue was blown out of proportion and that Tech used this issue as a scapegoat to let go of Leach before his contract renewal. As far as what i think? who cares? all i know is that picture of Adam James was found off google images.. go on.. google it.. but just thank that man on http://www.floreena.com/Talents-of-Australian-Country-Music.php for helping us to calling himself Adam James and providing us such a fabulous picture.