Report: Sidney Crosby detained by U.S. authorities

PITTSBURGH- Sources are reporting that after scoring the game winning goal in overtime last Sunday in Canada’s 3-2 overtime triumph over the United States in the gold medal Olympic hockey game, the Pittsburgh Penguins superstar was held up by TSA agents who considered not letting him back in to the country. In the most watched [...]

After upset loss to USA, Canada considering canceling Olympics

VANCOUVER- Jamie Langenbrunner’s goal at 7:09 of the third period to give the United States a 4-2 lead at the time over Canada would hold up to be the game winner as the United States upset Canada in Vancouver on Sunday giving the Americans their Olympic win over the Canadians in 50 years. Sidney Crosby [...]

Male ice skater reveals cameltoe outline on his crotch

CANADA- During a practice run prior to the men’s figure skating finals, all eyes were on the ice skating rink as fans knew they were about to witness an intense matchup. The major players that took the ice were Evan Lysacek, Evegni Plushenko and Daisuke Takahashi. Fans certainly expected a preview of what they were [...]

Male figure skater swears he is not gay

VANCOUVER- Alexander Setisov, an Olympic figure skater from Belarus, announced he was not gay on Sunday. Despite his frilly competition outfit, perfect hair, and outstanding hygiene, the Olympian maintains that he is not homosexual, and does it purely for the love of the sport.
“The grace and athleticism involved in the sport of men’s figure skating [...]