“I know i throw too many interceptions as it is already. I don’t have to read the newspapers to figure it out. I know i can’t turn this thing around over night but I will set goals each year and hopefully 5 years from now I can bring it down to 10.” Manning has suffered criticism since day 1 and has been in his brother, Peyton Manning’s, shadow for quite some time. After winning the superbowl a few years back, Manning’s career has seen an upwards turn of events but his interceptions have still haunted him.

Coach Coughlin has worked dearly with Manning to decrease his interception totals by employing strategies of having his wide receivers play defense while Manning is throwing. Some staff have even branched out to Peyton Manning to help coach his brother. “Only time will tell if our practices have worked toward this goal” said the Giants’ quarterbacks coach. Giants play their first game at 1pm EST on Sunday Sep. 12th.

“It was a tough decision on making the final cuts, so i decided the point guards had to have a simple free throw contest, and the person to make the least free throws will end up being cut.” Staff had said Rondo started throwing a fit because of the contest and decided not to participate in it at all. Players said he was so bad at free throws that he decided he was a goner for sure. “Now we know why we called him the Shaq of point guards. At first he took it as a complement and would beat his chest, but he finally got the hang of it after he missed his 10th freethrow in a row during practice.”

Coach K claims he only suggested that because he wanted it to be a fair competition without anyone getting physically hurt. Rondo could not be reached for comment, but his agent spoke on his behalf saying he is in shooting camp right now back in the U.S.

According to local reports, the meeting wasn’t a harsh one, as there was no tension however some witnesses beg to differ. Sources say that at the sighting of Lebron, Wade and Carmelo, an owner immediately exclaimed that he’s not intimidated by their presence. It may have been laughed off in the beginning but that statement set the tone through out the meeting. Unfortunately, an agreement wasn’t in place at the end of the meeting, but the players union considered an offer by a couple of the disgruntled owners.

It hasn’t been confirmed but there have been rumblings about the current Nets and Houston Rockets owners being advocates of proposing a 5 on 5 game between the owners and the players. Again, it was shrugged off but the tension in the room killed the comedy and the stern look on the faces of the owners would make the greatest skeptic believe this was a real proposal. The players union responded that they will take the offer into consideration and get back with them at the next meeting. As both sides left the facility, an owner playfully took a basketball that was used as a display prop and shot it towards the other display prop which was a basketball hoop. Needless to say, the owner missed as the ball crashed thru the glass window on the 8th floor of the building they were in, landing on an innocent bystander’s head in the process.

We’ll cover this story as more developments occur.

i made that for you..

seriously what are you thinking?..

playing in the NBA is not just a hoop session anymore.. it’s your job now.. you’re now a commodity for a major franchise.. i’m sure none of that makes sense to you.. but you’re digging yourself a deep hole here and it’s absolutley not necessary..

what if someone accidentally cut in front of you not seeing you..

wreck happens.. your legs are taken out.. you’re of no more value to the kings.. your career’s ruined.. hey.. you’d be lucky even if you’re not dead..

/rant

post a comment if u like the photoshop

The decision not only baffled Young however, but others interested in the story’s developments like Titans’ head coach Jeff Fisher. “Quite frankly, I had already started searching for a new quarterback”, said Fisher this morning. “I figured Goodell was going to do the whole fake ‘meet with young over lunch’ gig and then take him to his basement and torture him and end it with an 8-game suspension.” Many others’ thoughts about the situation and their prediction of Goodell’s reaction weren’t far from Fisher’s. The decision actually got them worrying if this was some sort of prank by Goodell or if he was mentally all right. “This is the most lax he’s ever been about punishing a player, he must’ve gotten hit in the head or something, or may be he got laid last night” said a local Titans fan. Multiple GM’s have also considered having Goodel do a CAT Scan just to make sure their commissioner is still in good health.

Goodell couldn’t be reached for comment on this matter as he was busy reading a children’s story book to a local kindergarten class.

Barkley, lately has been known for his recent harsh remarks regarding Lebron’s decision to join Miami. “After some random kid on an internet forum message board said I shouldn’t be talking because I have no ring, I sat down for a moment and took the night off and thought to myself that he’s right. I need to win a ring to truly establish my name among NBA’s greatest players ever.”

Many fans of the sport and of the league already feel he is rightfully in that discussion. Many even argue that you can’t name NBA’s 50 greatest players of all time without mentioning Barkley, but apparently that wasn’t enough for him. When asked what he’ll do if he does in fact make the squad and win a ring, Sir Charles responded, “I’ll criticize Lebron for jumping ship and then noone can call me out for talking about him this time.”

The site is back .. that’s all that matters now. I hope for it not to happen again.. so i guess as a side effect of all this now.. my stories are old news sort of.. hey they’re still funny.. just pretend you’ve been in a coma for the past 20 days like my site has and you’ll be lol’ing at the stories again. I’m still gonna get this stuff updated anyways with new stories.. funny as usual..

it looks like not much has happened or not alot since lebron joined the NWO..

lol.. that video gets me everytime! plus it’s sweet hearing some Jimi Hendrix while you’re at it . Plus the usual Lebron hate coalition group is having a blast at the remarks they’re making about him and what not.. well it’s like this.. let Lebron be Lebron.. that’s all i got to say about it.. he doesn’t owe anyone a thing.. he never once said he wants to be the greatest basketball player ever and win 12 rings and 9 MVPs or whatever.. even if he did that, he’d still be hated.. so it’s whatever man.. the heat are just another hard team to beat.. don’t treat that team like they’re composed of gods.. they’re still beatable.. you just have to try extra hard lol..

what u tryin' to say TO?

In other news, Carson Palmer is gonna have a choice of Terrell Owens or Chad OchoCinco to throw to. I’ve got to make a story about that on the site. Well that offense has no excuse to stink now.. well.. then again.. they have cedric benson.. one of football’s greatest hoaxes of all time.

Other than that.. nothing else big comes to mind.. but of course if it does.. i’ll keep me posted :p

speakin of posts.. where’s yours? look below

Sources also confirm that James Cameron, the same director of Avatar, will be directing Lebron’s movie about the process. We are also informed that the movie is only strictly about the free agency and not about Lebron’s life. There hasn’t been any word on if there is an autobiography movie in the works for later, but we have a feeling it wouldn’t be a just a movie but a multi-season TV series that could rival with the Simpson’s current 20 year run.

Lebron fans as usual are excited for the news, even though they don’t know what jerseys they will be wearing to their viewing parties just yet, they’re just fairly stoked about a movie featuring their most favorite basketball superstar. “This isn’t even about basketball anymore! Lebron is big time! So what if he hasn’t won a championship yet!” said a loyal lebron fan nearby.

Should any more developments come about this, come here first to hear the news.

Ok enough of the self worshiping, I ain’t going anywhere. Why would I? It’s my site and apparently there’s still alotta work that has to be done. This article tho IS about me signing on to bleacher report and publishing some articles there. I’m still trying to figure out what format I’m going to put them in. Is it going to be more humor articles? will i transcribe my articles here to over there? I dunno. I’ll figure it out, but at least this should be cool as it provides another outlet on the internet for us to get known more out there.

I’m also gonna do some housekeeping on here, because even though the site looks professional, which is cool, it’s just missing that “flair”. Ya know?

Anyway here’s my newest internet space :

http://bleacherreport.com/users/324625-sebastien-threekay

I’ll post articles there and post them here and keep them updated and whatnot whatever have you.. you know the drill..

Peace out! and happy 4th of July!!

-Seb

Other major players in the Lebron sweepstakes include Chicago and Miami and they seem to be in the major lead right now as far as swaying king james to join their teams. When asked why a baseball team would go after an NBA player with very little baseball experience, they simply responded that it’s because they’re rich. “Like 2pac says, It ain’t tricking if you got it” replied the Yankees spokesman. We reminded him that 2pac has never said such a thing, but he simply just flashed the HOVA sign at us.

After our meeting, we can say he seemed mysteriously confident in the Yankee chances of acquiring James. “The absence of a salary cap as well as making those Yankees hats he wears mean something should be enough logical reason for James to sign with the Yankees” said a self proclaimed NBA expert Ric Cumla. We really don’t know how he made it into our offices as we didn’t have any intention of getting his 2 cents on this matter. All we can advise however, is to wait like everyone else to see where Lebron goes.