MANCHESTER- Wayne Bridge quit international football on Friday after being told he still isn’t good enough to be left back even with ashley coles injury. Many press and media outlets have being spreading false information and stating that the reason behind Bridges departure is because of the Terry affair but after having a one on one talk with England manager Fabio Capello, he was told that he still wouldn’t be number 1 choice even with his main competiton for the spot out injured.

After seeing that the press was misinforming the public Capello was compelled to come out today while at wembley watching the carling cup final Capello exclaimed ” No it has nothing to do with John Terry or anything like that, it’s because he still isn’t my number 1 choice he had a hissy fit and went and quit the team.” Capello continued ” I told him you’ll always be the best number 2 left back in the country but you’ll never be good enough to be number 1, Hell i’d put Titus Bramble there before Wayne Bridge”

It is believed that with reality TV at its highest, Capello will hold public auditions for Bridges place in the England squad suggesting that the local fat guy at the pub will provide more support from the bench than Wayne Bridge angry face ever has”