Fulham & Pompey bemused as to why there was no fairy tale ending

Brede-Hangeland-Fulham-FCLONDON & PORTSMOUTH- This weekend two Cinderella stories closed without a happy ending in story for Cinderella as if prince charming found someone else with the same shoe size. It began on Thursday night when fair play award winners Fulham had some how managed to beat of some of the best secondary competition in Europe including Italian giants Juve to make it all the way to the Europa Finals only to be kicked out in extra time by Spaniards Atheltico Madrid.

The second part of our story ended yesterday in Wemebly where poverty stricken and last place relegated side Portsmouth battled Premier League champions Chelsea, in a first versus last F.A. cup final and just when you thought they might do it by being given a penalty kick they end up missing.

Both teams managers where in awe as if it was some sick prank, all the other teams in the competition’s had played on them had come into effect. Roy Hodgson was last seen physically shaken as he received his sliver medal and had to be restrained by security as he tried to strangle Michel Plantini.

What is wrong with some Chelsea fans

The drama between John Terry and Wayne Bridge finally came to an end today (well atleast it should of) when the two met at Stamford bridge, it seems god, faith, karma or whatever deity you believe in seems to with “Team Bridge”. As Man City came out on top 4-2 thanks to two goals each from Carlos Tevaz and Craig Bellamy (two main none not strangers to controversy).

This whole situation was being built up though as if it was some sort of wrestling match, with this whole storyline but like most things that are built up it didn’t live up to the hype. The first glance between the two competitors was at the pre game handshakes were Bridge refused to shake Terry’s hands but no there were no blows as Bridge got substitute by Manchini with 15 minutes left and the game wrapped up leaving the press dissatisfied regardless the handshake or lack there of is located below, until the Premier Leagues get it taken down as to copyright as usual, clips of premier league games are more guarded than fort knox.

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Ashley Cole caught with pictures of United players on his phone


LONDON- Carlo Ancelotti was unavailable for comment this morning after pictures of Manchester United players were found on Ashley Cole

England stars back JT in fears that he’ll sleep with their wives while at the world cup

London- Five majors English stars today have stepped forward in support of allowing John Terry to travel to South Africa and continue to be a member of the squad in fears that he will sleep with their wifes while they are away as more and more controversy follows the ex England captain. Traditionally players Wifes and Girlfriends (abbreviated as WAGS) travel with their men during tournaments such as the World Cup but this year England Manager Fabio Capello has issued a new code of conduct uninviting all WAGS to this years tournament. On friday Capello stripped John Terry of his England Captaincy and futher punishment was rumoured but today five major stars including Premier League top scorer and Manchester United striker Wanye Rooney have come to the aid of Terry. ” JT should not be forced to watch us lose in the quarter finals as we always do, he should have to suffer the same abuse that we are going to get when we don’t win the trophy” said an angry Rooney. It is believed though that because of his unattractive physical appearance that Rooney is merely using the backlash the players will receive when coming home as an excuse.

JOHN TERRY UNABLE TO STOP PRESS FROM LEAKING STORIES ABOUT WHO HE

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LONDON- England captain John Terry is on the verge of becoming involved in the biggest sports sex scandal since Tiger Woods last year. The self described hard man and rock of Chelsea