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April 28, 2010 By Leave a Comment

Well after some rather interesting events.. im back… again.. i know.. settle down..

basically ill get right down to business..

we’re gonna be updating articles twice a week now.. instead of every monday.. yes.. i know.. settle down..

gonna see how that goes.. basically i just don’t wanna right about something on a monday that happened on the tuesday before.. if you get my drift… yea..

so if you are a fake basketball fan like me.. you may not have realized that the NBA playoffs are here.. due to your not watching the games because you’re ass busy and can’t catch a break.. i know.. settle down..

but yea it’s no secret.. im gonna come clean.. im a spurs fan.. and watching my spurs get creamed by dallas in game 5 made me wonder if the mavs really needed joey crawford afterall to win this game..

anyway.. in other news.. check this out:

ok.. now .. that’s pretty cool.. but i wasn’t as impressed as alot of ppl seem to be by that.. i mean im not saying yeah i can do that.. i mean.. i ain’t gonna go up there and bust my ass trying to dunk a ball while backflipping off a 20 foot ladder.. it is hard enough.. but all my boy had to do here was fall down backwards and flip.. and land on the mat.. oh yeah.. make sure the ball goes in.. ive seen worse at basketball games..

however.. if dwight howard or nate robinson comes back into an nba dunk contest.. they have to do that dunk.. agreed? im tired of seeing old faces in dunk contests..

speaking of dwight howard..

you’ve now been featured on our newly unofficial

YOU’VE BEEN STERNED!!!

yes dwight.. you’ve just won a $35,000 deduction from your paycheck for talking about the refs in your blog..

i mean.. you decided to go on your online blog and freely express an opinion of yours that included the referees in an nba game in a negative manner… hahaha.. silly dwight.. who do you think you are??? me??

you may be superman but stern is yo’ kryptonite ;)

ok pretend i didn’t say that..

anyway.. that’s all i can ramble about at this very moment.. im trying to decide whether i should order chinese or pizza.. or both..

ahh ill just have a hotdog..

im real excited about doing 2 stories a week tho.. if you somehow stumbled across this area and u dont know what our site is about.. just click the banner at the very top of the page because im too lazy to put a link in here..

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LETSHANNONDUNK.COM fans relieved to see Shannon Brown finally dunk

February 15, 2010 By 1 Comment

LOS ANGELES- Crowds filled the streets and rioting began as the fans of the large city raved in excitement that Shannon Brown finally dunked a basketball. At first, our LA correspondent thought it was an angry mob that was frustrated that Brown didn’t perform “spectacular” dunks, but after encountering one of the rioters. He didn’t get what he expected, instead of getting mashed in the face with a glass bottle of Los Angeles flavored water, he got hugged by the rioter screaming “he dunked!! shannon dunked!! yeahh!!”

The scene was quite baffling, especially since the rest of the planet thought Shannon’s dunking exhibition was a disgrace to all other dunk contestants and fans at the event. We thought that rioter was crazy so we sought out more opinions in LA. Another rioter said his favorite dunk was the alley oop from Kobe. “Did you see that?! do you know how hard that is?” yelled the other rioter as he waved his Shannon Brown jersey in the air. In all actuality, it was really a Kobe Jersey but it had Brown’s name taped over Bryant. The rioter continued saying, the hardest part about that alley was the fact that Kobe successfully passed the ball, and that it’s a rare accomplishment to get a pass from kobe, and it heightened the degree of difficulty on that dunk.

One of our staff members had some writers block earlier and decided to ask other people’s opinions that were not in LA about his dunks. Timo from Birimingham replied, “Shannon Brown? ha! more like Shannon Daugherty!”. Another fan, Jonathan from Kileen said, “Shannon didn’t take it serious since he was supposed to meet up with Jordan and Sasha for girl’s night out” . Stryfek from Chicago commented that a website should be commemorated to the event called “dontletshannonever dunkagain.com”

All aside, the allstar game proved to be a quite interesting one. Served all of Dallas greatly, 108k in attendance, and the dallas fans all watched in unison as they got to keep the tradition of having their team choke

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Nate Robinson Named Spokesperson for Midget League Dunk Contest

January 25, 2010 By Leave a Comment

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NEW YORK- Knick’s guard, Nate Robinson, was seen at a local charity game near Queens however he wasn’t playing. No, Coach D’antoni wasn’t coaching his team or anything, but rather Nate appeared as a guest of the game in order to promote his new appointed position as the Midget League Dunk Contest spokesman.

Nate’s no stranger to dunking, infact unless you’ve laid comatose for the past 5 years, you’d be aware he’s appeared more times than anyone else since 1990. The Midget League Dunk Contest will be a new addition this upcoming February, and the commissioner saw it fitting to invite Robinson as the spokesman because of his height compared to his NBA counterparts. It has been frowned upon in the past due to the reluctance of the league’s players. One of the players was quoted during an interview saying “Robinson gave us hope. We’ve watched videos of his past dunk contests and it taught us to never give up. My favorite was the first one he entered and won! It took him 46 tries but he finally got it and beat out Andre Iguodala. That’s right when I knew that I can do it too!”

“I love dunking. I mean.. this is what the game is about. This is why I play the game” Nate also added, when speaking to a group of reporters. Nate showed alot of cheer and was playful and full of energy as he scrimmaged against a few midget basketball players after the game. It was probably because of his newfound time warming the benches of the New York Knicks while playing under D’antoni.

It was such a great sight to see. It felt like I was at home watching my kids in my backyard playing on the fisher price hoop we bought last month. The only difference was, these kids looked extra determined. They held a mini dunk contest for us as we applauded them. It took about 3 and a half hours to complete because of missed attempts but we stuck with them till the end finally crowned the dunk champion the following morning.

Mark your calendars on February 19th, as the Queens City Midget League Dunk Contest presented by Nate Robinson takes place.

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David Stern declares himself for NBA 2010 Dunk Contest!

December 27, 2009 By Leave a Comment

sternIn an interesting turn of events, NBA commissioner, David Stern, decided to enter his name onto the 2010 dunk contest. When asked for comments on the decision, Stern simply replied that the amount of respect for him has diminished greatly to the point that it personally concerns him.

It’s no secret that the development of controversy around the league has swirled as of late with rumors of referees favoring superstars, questionable calls and non-calls, and of course, Tim Donaghy. “Me declaring for the contest will certainly boost ratings, and fans of the league back on my side. I see this as a ‘win-win’ situation.” said Stern while laughing. “But what if you lose? or worse, couldn’t you be injured?” I asked, Stern then winked and replied that the refs are responsible for making sure players won’t get fouled.

O.o?

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