ATLANTA- After their latest loss by quadruple digits, the Hawks FO issued a statement this morning saying that they hope they’re helping their chances of landing a young rookie in the draft lottery this upcoming offseason. Nothing seems to be going well for Atlanta in this series they have against Orlando as they’re down 3-0 and have probably been outscored a total of 423 points to 46.
“We’ve asked Joe Johnson, Josh Smith and Al Horford to start bricking and air-balling shots and they’ve followed our command. We know what we’re doing, we have another trick rolled up our sleeve this season” said a spokesperson for the Hawks. Jamal Crawford on the other hand, clearly seems to have an issue with what they’re trying to accomplish here. He’s been their leading scorer while coming off the bench, however Bibby who claimed he hadn’t gotten the memo didn’t seem to have an issue with it because he always bricks shots.
When reached for comment, Orlando Magic’s Dwight Howard, responded that he knows the Hawks are better than what they’ve shown and that he thinks something is not right with the organization. He also said he wondered why he hasn’t been getting fouled out. Dwight then proceeded to make funny faces and impressions even though we didn’t ask him to.
We informed the Hawks that the lottery and draft pick positions had already been set but our words reached deaf ears as they’ve started receiving orders for Evan Turner jerseys.
