SOUTH AFRICA- A brief trip to the kitchen of the English national team merely hours before their first game with USA was a starling contrast to the dietary supplements of all the other teams in the tournament this year. England coach Fabio Capello was interviewed by a number of worried British reporters as to why the team had switched from the current healthy diet to a variety of fatty foods. Capello responded with this following assessment ” A lot of pressure has been put on me to win the world cup this year, but the English must realize that they have only one this competition once in about twenty attempts!” Fabio continued ” A lot of study went into how that team won the cup back in the sixty’s and we have replicated the information available as much as humanly possible. First we started with the jersey’s they were like for like and now we are following with a diet plan”. In training the English camp looked quiet sluggish to their normal energetic selves but Capello laughed off all comments stating that ” Wayne Rooney has being using this diet regime since he began playing football so the others should be alright too”.
England to follow diet of 60′s cup winning team
England stars back JT in fears that he’ll sleep with their wives while at the world cup
London- Five majors English stars today have stepped forward in support of allowing John Terry to travel to South Africa and continue to be a member of the squad in fears that he will sleep with their wifes while they are away as more and more controversy follows the ex England captain. Traditionally players Wifes and Girlfriends (abbreviated as WAGS) travel with their men during tournaments such as the World Cup but this year England Manager Fabio Capello has issued a new code of conduct uninviting all WAGS to this years tournament. On friday Capello stripped John Terry of his England Captaincy and futher punishment was rumoured but today five major stars including Premier League top scorer and Manchester United striker Wanye Rooney have come to the aid of Terry. ” JT should not be forced to watch us lose in the quarter finals as we always do, he should have to suffer the same abuse that we are going to get when we don’t win the trophy” said an angry Rooney. It is believed though that because of his unattractive physical appearance that Rooney is merely using the backlash the players will receive when coming home as an excuse.
JOHN TERRY UNABLE TO STOP PRESS FROM LEAKING STORIES ABOUT WHO HE
LONDON- England captain John Terry is on the verge of becoming involved in the biggest sports sex scandal since Tiger Woods last year. The self described hard man and rock of Chelsea
