Lebron to make feature length movie about his free-agency decision

large_lebron_hammerCLEVELAND – Not too long after the announcement that Lebron James will be broadcasting his free agency decision, sources now say he plans to make a feature length movie about his tedious decision process. “Lebron is all about the big screen. This is why he skipped being on the USA team this summer.” commented a source. The movie is prospected to be roughly 3 1/2 hours long and film makers are predicting for this movie to be out by December.

Sources also confirm that James Cameron, the same director of Avatar, will be directing Lebron’s movie about the process. We are also informed that the movie is only strictly about the free agency and not about Lebron’s life. There hasn’t been any word on if there is an autobiography movie in the works for later, but we have a feeling it wouldn’t be a just a movie but a multi-season TV series that could rival with the Simpson’s current 20 year run.

Lebron fans as usual are excited for the news, even though they don’t know what jerseys they will be wearing to their viewing parties just yet, they’re just fairly stoked about a movie featuring their most favorite basketball superstar. “This isn’t even about basketball anymore! Lebron is big time! So what if he hasn’t won a championship yet!” said a loyal lebron fan nearby.

Should any more developments come about this, come here first to hear the news.

Sports Analyst John Hollinger’s articles to be converted onto ESPN comedy section

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ESPN's John Hollinger

BRISTOL- An unexpected source of breaking news took place this morning as ESPN’s John Hollinger has been deemed unworthy of producing quality material compared to his colleagues.

It all occurred after a memo was sent out internally amongst employees of the Disney owned sports media outlet indicating that Hollinger has been moved to spearhead their upcoming section of ESPN comedy. “This is a new move that will make us even more unrivaled with our competitors in the media” was a statement included in the memo.

As a long story short, ESPN plans to launch a comedy section on their main site and hopefully a 30 minute TV show on sports comedy to fit in with the daily 23 hours of SportsCenter. The president of the company felt John Hollinger was the perfect candidate to spearhead the new sports comedy section because his articles are “so full of fail and laughter.”

The memo also included that, this is in no means a demotion for Hollinger, but that his contribution to the company has had the entire staff plagued with tears of laughter. “I just lost it, when he came up with that per system that showed Andrew Bynum was a better player than Kobe Bryant” said ESPN co-writer J.A. Adande. Marc Stein also claimed he gushed with laughter when Hollinger came up with yet another points system that proved Steve Nash is the best shooter in the NBA over players like Ray Allen and Dirk Nowitzki.

Some coworkers have been rumored to be relieved he is leaving their department. One co-analyst, who claimed to remain anonymous, said that their integrity can be restored with honorable and insightful writing and people can go to that ESPN comedy section now for a good laugh. Some others have even said the launch of this new section might rival sites like rofljock.com.

The Memo also included that this should raise the revenue for the Insider feature ESPN always shoves down the public’s throats. The same anonymous co-analyst also commented saying, “I feel embarrassed when I’m out with my friends and they talk about some article they saw by Hollinger that’s been cut off because they’re not Insider subscribers. They say it’s like, he does articles called ‘Hollingers top 50 bald basketball players’ and has a points system he invents for that.. it’s like who the hell cares?! I don’t wanna pay for that!’.. I feel embarrassed because I know they’re right.

Hollinger could not be reached for comment.

Andy Gray requests POST post game show

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LONDON- Footballing pundit Andy Gray has requested Sky Sports add an extra programme to it