Bridge quits England team after being told he still wont be number 1 choice even with ashley cole injured

MANCHESTER- Wayne Bridge quit international football on Friday after being told he still isn’t good enough to be left back even with ashley coles injury. Many press and media outlets have being spreading false information and stating that the reason behind Bridges departure is because of the Terry affair but after having a one on one talk with England manager Fabio Capello, he was told that he still wouldn’t be number 1 choice even with his main competiton for the spot out injured.

After seeing that the press was misinforming the public Capello was compelled to come out today while at wembley watching the carling cup final Capello exclaimed ” No it has nothing to do with John Terry or anything like that, it’s because he still isn’t my number 1 choice he had a hissy fit and went and quit the team.” Capello continued ” I told him you’ll always be the best number 2 left back in the country but you’ll never be good enough to be number 1, Hell i’d put Titus Bramble there before Wayne Bridge”

It is believed that with reality TV at its highest, Capello will hold public auditions for Bridges place in the England squad suggesting that the local fat guy at the pub will provide more support from the bench than Wayne Bridge angry face ever has”

What is wrong with some Chelsea fans

The drama between John Terry and Wayne Bridge finally came to an end today (well atleast it should of) when the two met at Stamford bridge, it seems god, faith, karma or whatever deity you believe in seems to with “Team Bridge”. As Man City came out on top 4-2 thanks to two goals each from Carlos Tevaz and Craig Bellamy (two main none not strangers to controversy).

This whole situation was being built up though as if it was some sort of wrestling match, with this whole storyline but like most things that are built up it didn’t live up to the hype. The first glance between the two competitors was at the pre game handshakes were Bridge refused to shake Terry’s hands but no there were no blows as Bridge got substitute by Manchini with 15 minutes left and the game wrapped up leaving the press dissatisfied regardless the handshake or lack there of is located below, until the Premier Leagues get it taken down as to copyright as usual, clips of premier league games are more guarded than fort knox.

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England stars back JT in fears that he’ll sleep with their wives while at the world cup

London- Five majors English stars today have stepped forward in support of allowing John Terry to travel to South Africa and continue to be a member of the squad in fears that he will sleep with their wifes while they are away as more and more controversy follows the ex England captain. Traditionally players Wifes and Girlfriends (abbreviated as WAGS) travel with their men during tournaments such as the World Cup but this year England Manager Fabio Capello has issued a new code of conduct uninviting all WAGS to this years tournament. On friday Capello stripped John Terry of his England Captaincy and futher punishment was rumoured but today five major stars including Premier League top scorer and Manchester United striker Wanye Rooney have come to the aid of Terry. ” JT should not be forced to watch us lose in the quarter finals as we always do, he should have to suffer the same abuse that we are going to get when we don’t win the trophy” said an angry Rooney. It is believed though that because of his unattractive physical appearance that Rooney is merely using the backlash the players will receive when coming home as an excuse.

JOHN TERRY UNABLE TO STOP PRESS FROM LEAKING STORIES ABOUT WHO HE

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LONDON- England captain John Terry is on the verge of becoming involved in the biggest sports sex scandal since Tiger Woods last year. The self described hard man and rock of Chelsea