Report: Fans vote Kobe & Lebron the greatest NCAA players ever

lebkobKANSAS- A sports survey conducted in the University of Kansas yesterday revealed that most basketball fans have no clue or recollection, as they voted Kobe Bryant & Lebron James as being the greatest NCAA players in the history of the tournament, despite neither player ever playing within the NCAA.

There were 150 participants selected, all personnel were members of the university and 65% chose either Kobe or Lebron as their number one candidate. After discovering this survey ROFLJOCK headed down to to see if this revelation was true and to our disbelief it was. After hunting down two or three of the people who were surveyed, we questioned them on why they picked Kobe and Lebron.

The first participant interviewed was George Khan, a student majoring in Law who when questioned with the original statement, responded as follows ” Well i was first gonna pick someone born in Kansas or a jayhawk like Wilt Chamberlain but when you see what Kobe & LeBron are doing in this day and age no one can compare to them. The second & third respondents merely shouted “Kobe Woooooooooooooo”, ” No Lebron is the king” the two then proceeded to beat each other up, resulting in us leaving swiftly. After examining the questionnaires, a familiar thread cropped up. All 65% of the students who choose Kobe or Lebron were all equal to or under the age of 20 years old, showing the frightening future that lays ahead for us.

Darts magazine declares Phil ‘The Power’ Taylor greatest athlete of 21st Century

phil_taylor_74941tCOLCHESTER- Darts magazine ‘Bullseye’ has declared Phil Taylor has the greatest athlete of the 21st century, within nine years of the centuries beginning. Taylor, pictured above is widely recongised as the greatest darts player ever to play the sport, Bulleyes editor Dave Wilson and a panel of experts employed by the magazine believe that Taylor is not only the best darts player ever but possibly the greatest athlete ever. ” Phil is definetly one of a kind, someone who comes along ever millennium and i think it’s time that the entire sporting world realises that”.

Although only ten years into the present century, Wilson exclaims that Taylor might as well already be giving the award as there presently no one near as athletic as him and also there probably wont be anyone that could compete with his atlethic prowess with the next one hundred years.

“You got your Lebron James’s, Manny Pacquiao’s, Lance Armstrong’s etc but when you compare how little training and technique they have as well as the natural born gifts and endurance needed for the sport of darts there really is no comparison or competition for that matter”.

Cleveland gets Antawn Jamison

I really thought they’d go for the Stoudemire deal, but I just couldn’t picture a team with Amare and Shaq at the 4 and 5 while having lebron at the 3..

IMO the Jamison deal made more sense and they still get to keep a lineup that includes Lebron Shaq Hickson West and Williams..

Jamison will have to play a lesser role than what he’s used to i bet, but hey, that team’s gonna be dangerous.

Hand the ring over to the cavs now.. i don’t think anyone in the west can beat that team.. but you never know.. playoffs can bring the best and the worst out of players..