Casual Viewer dissapointed Pac 10 was not a pac man tournament

pac-10SEATTLE- An unemployed ex trucker, Tyler Smith from Seattle,Washington was left disappointed today after switching channels to watch the Pac-10 tournament and witnessing a game of college basketball rather than a tournament about the early 80′s arcade game, where the user plays as a yellow ball, eating dots while being chased by four different types of ghosts.

“It was the middle of the day, i think, i had just woken up drank a carton of milk, looked through TV guide and seen that there was a program on tv about the reason why i never went to high school. Damn i used to love that game, would have been real nice look down memory lane but instead basketball is on……Basketball! and it wasn’t even the sonics who were playing” ( Authors Note: It seems that the fan used to be a big basketball fan but after the Seattle Sonics moved & relocated to Oklahoma, he like many other Seattle natives, do not wish to associate with the sport).

The Pac-10 tournament was won by the Washington Huskies this year but this seemed to have little impact on the Mr. Smith who could not forgive anyone for the obvious mistake in program title and later went on to register a compliant with the TV guide manufacturers who did not give a clear indication of the details of the program.

Nets Hoping for NIT Bid

netslogoNEW JERSEY-As the season approaches its end, the New Jersey Nets are on strong pace for having the worst record in the league. As of today, they’ve only amassed 7 wins… and 58 losses. This dismal record can only have 1 good thing about it, and that’s having the #1 draft pick for the following season.However, Nets coach, Kiki Vandeweghe was singing a different tune.

As the NCAA tournament approaches, Kiki couldn’t hide a smile from his face as he said his Nets may get a spot in the NIT tourney. “Our boys play hard every night, there’s no doubt in my mind, but maybe the NBA is a little tough for them right now, so i’m hoping we place in the tourney this year. We may turn some heads our way” said Kiki.

He later on mused about how the Nets have great college players in Devin Harris, Terrence Williams, and Brook Lopez. Kiki acknowledges the NBA championship is definitely out of reach at this point, and he plans to take baby steps to reaching that goal. Getting an NIT bid would really bode well for Kiki and the Nets because that would be a step in the right direction according to the GM.

“I have it all lined up” said Kiki, “The NIT bid, our offseason roster moves, the John Wall draft, the Lebron acquisition, and then chaaaaampionshiiiippp!!” Kiki just requests for us remaining nets fans to keep our fingers crossed as we embark on a potential monumental offseason ahead of us.