Well after some rather interesting events.. im back… again.. i know.. settle down..

basically ill get right down to business..

we’re gonna be updating articles twice a week now.. instead of every monday.. yes.. i know.. settle down..

gonna see how that goes.. basically i just don’t wanna right about something on a monday that happened on the tuesday before.. if you get my drift… yea..

so if you are a fake basketball fan like me.. you may not have realized that the NBA playoffs are here.. due to your not watching the games because you’re ass busy and can’t catch a break.. i know.. settle down..

but yea it’s no secret.. im gonna come clean.. im a spurs fan.. and watching my spurs get creamed by dallas in game 5 made me wonder if the mavs really needed joey crawford afterall to win this game..

anyway.. in other news.. check this out:

ok.. now .. that’s pretty cool.. but i wasn’t as impressed as alot of ppl seem to be by that.. i mean im not saying yeah i can do that.. i mean.. i ain’t gonna go up there and bust my ass trying to dunk a ball while backflipping off a 20 foot ladder.. it is hard enough.. but all my boy had to do here was fall down backwards and flip.. and land on the mat.. oh yeah.. make sure the ball goes in.. ive seen worse at basketball games..

however.. if dwight howard or nate robinson comes back into an nba dunk contest.. they have to do that dunk.. agreed? im tired of seeing old faces in dunk contests..

speaking of dwight howard..

you’ve now been featured on our newly unofficial

YOU’VE BEEN STERNED!!!

yes dwight.. you’ve just won a $35,000 deduction from your paycheck for talking about the refs in your blog..

i mean.. you decided to go on your online blog and freely express an opinion of yours that included the referees in an nba game in a negative manner… hahaha.. silly dwight.. who do you think you are??? me??

you may be superman but stern is yo’ kryptonite

ok pretend i didn’t say that..

anyway.. that’s all i can ramble about at this very moment.. im trying to decide whether i should order chinese or pizza.. or both..

ahh ill just have a hotdog..

im real excited about doing 2 stories a week tho.. if you somehow stumbled across this area and u dont know what our site is about.. just click the banner at the very top of the page because im too lazy to put a link in here..