FLORIDA- Myron Rolle yet made another big announcement today that raised the titan fan’s eyebrow again. During a local interview, Rolle corrected the reporter who called his name by saying he would now like to be addressed as Rick, and not Myron. The reporter asked why, and Rolle responded, “because I don’t want people to think I’m a person that gives up my dreams or lets people down. Just because of my latest media reports, people still shouldn’t think I’m just going to run around or desert them. ”
We weren’t going to interview Rolle but after hearing that response, we felt it was rofljock worthy. The younger reporters giggled at his wit but the older reporters including the interviewer apparently didn’t get the irony. The interviewer then followed up with, “but what does that have to do with being called Rick? Your name would be Rick Rolle?”. Rolle just smiled, and ignored the reporter, picking up his ‘advanced practices in medicine’ encyclopedia and reading while huming to the tune of Rick Astley’s “Never gonna give you up”.
CINCINNATI – After a down year in amount of arrests, the Cincinnati Bengals have agreed to terms on a two-year contract with troubled cornerback Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones. Since he was drafted in 2005, he has been arrested six times and suspended by the league, making it difficult for him to stay on the field. Cincinnati is hoping that by signing him, they will be able to have more players behind bars than any other team.
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NEW YORK – In a move typically saved for girls to avoid giving a guy her real phone number, some rookies in this year’s NFL draft are giving Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis a phone number that lets the caller know that they are not interested. This way, if Davis attempts to call them on draft day, and automated recording will let him know that they are not interested in playing for him, and do not want him to have their real contact information.
IRVING, Tx – Fans lined the fences a safe distance away from Texas Stadium last Sunday as they gathered to say good-bye to the stadium that housed the Dallas Cowboys for 38 years. Seeing the stadium that so many went to watch their beloved Cowboys play at for almost four decades reduced to dust even brought out tears from some fans. More emotional than anybody was Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, who was disappointed to learn that head coach Wade Phillips was not inside the stadium as it was brought down.
