Illegal Phoenix Suns fans to be detained, true fan count down to 20

sunsfanPHOENIX- As fans rioted the streets Sunday evening, the general consensus was that there was another public protest about the latest law regarding immigration in Arizona. There is a new law that gives police in Arizona the legal authority to inquire about anyone’s immigration status and have them show proof if by any means they look suspicious to the officer. However, Deputy Tom Branston, one of the officers standing guard pointed out there wasn’t any indication of protest but rather celebration.

Apparently, as soon as game 4 ended, the street of Phoenix fell onto an uproar as many fans left their house and ran naked onto the streets. Branston commented, “It was crazy, there was even this bandwagon that rolled out empty in the middle of Mesa road, downtown; before you knew it, like 30 people jumped in and took off!” Some local Suns fans were overheard saying that they’ve finally won it all. One fan in particular, whose name we couldn’t get yelled, ‘we’re the 2010 Champions baby! whooo!’. After we informed him that they’d still have to face the winner of the utah-lakers game and then face the champion of the Eastern conference afterwards, he had a look of horrid disbelief on his face.

More authorities had to step in when things got a bit riled up and stores started being burned down. They took the opportunity to demand proof of residency in Arizona to over 200 riot participants and ended up arresting roughly 180. It turned out they didn’t really live in Arizona and they were previously fans of other teams like Dallas and Oklahoma City.

hey kidz

hi.. whats new..

just came by to acknowledge what’s been one of my least productive weeks ever.. (no stories and no new video of the week) after one of my most productive weeks ever (all stories written by me).. so one can say we’re even.. right?

anyway.. ive been sick today.. yes the day i was going to announce that we’re going to start updating biweekly now.. so i’ll just announce it.. errm.. right now..

we’re going to be putting out new stories twice a week… Look for new stories every Monday and Thursday. There will still only be one ‘video of the week’ and the stories on thursday would not block out the ones written on Monday.

Either way just log on and read the damn stories!

What else? Oh yeah… Sports related stuff.. let’s get to it..

It’s no secret my team, the Spurs, are getting their asses beat right now. This gives the average Suns fan a boner I can tell.. i don’t blame them.. beating the Spurs in the playoffs alone is an achievement in itself..

which other spurs fan enjoyed it as much as i did when we started getting blunders like Richard Jefferson traveling and Tim Duncan missing a layup :D ?

Anyways.. who caught the Orlando / Atlanta game? No not the first game where Atlanta got their asses handed to, but the second game where Atlanta got their asses handed to. Seriously, should this even be considered a playoff series? This is the worst showing, of talent disparity between the top seeds and the bottom in the East. Or should I say, the best showing? Somehow I have a feeling Milwaukee would’ve given Orlando a tougher run… This is the same Milwaukee that surprised me when I actually heard they were in the playoffs; I had no idea they were doing that well. They took Atlanta to 7 games without their star player, that alone is shameful of Atlanta in itself. They shouldn’t deserve to win. At this point, it’d be a paradox seeing Atlanta win one game against the Magic. If they did, it’d probably be a buzzer beater desperation fullcourt shot. On a side note.. in a couple of weeks, i’m going to be participating on a 3 on 3 basketball tournament. I talk all this smack about NBA players, lets see if i can walk the walk. I’ll provide pics and video :D .

OK back to the site.. Can anyone like write my co authors a letter or post a comment here begging them to put their 2 cents on anything on their blogs? I’m kinda getting tired of brushing up the cobwebs on their pages. This is what i saw when I went back to PBeezy’s blog for example.

Oh yeah.. another thing.. the funny cats at slamdumb.com gave me a knee slapper the other day. Check it out

They’re good guys over there.. haha-larious as i like to say.. check out their other comics and articles also.

Wow.. I must say that’s a good load of basketball talk in one sitting.. especially on a site that claims to cover a lot of sports and not just basketball.. can’t help it.. we’re just basketball heads. It’s what’s being shoved down our throats from the media the most right now. That, and baseball.. we don’t have much baseball prowess right now but we’re trying.

Our favorite team, the Oakland Raiders made headlines by cutting former #1 overall pick, Jamarcus Russell.

Russell: father forgive them.. for they know not what they do..

Yeah I know, the highest achievement by Jamarcus is being the #1 overall pick. I mean, I admire this guy. He’s smart as hell. He totally Rick Astley’d the Raiders organization by impressing them to the point they picked him over 300 other athletes that year. Hey they needed a quarterback.. you can’t blame them for picking him over players like Calvin Johnson, Patrick Willis and Adrian Peterson. Brady Quinn was the next best QB available and he’s had a better career than Russell. See, I say Russel’s smart because after holding out big time to get that max contract of whatever it was, I believe he got immediately to investing that money, because, I mean.. be serious.. he got a 68 million dollar contract.. imagine what you and i could do with that money. I sure as hell wouldn’t wanna risk getting hurt out there when I already got my money in the bank.Hell.. I’d do what Jamarcus did even if i got a 10 thousand dollar contract instead.. get drafted.. sign the contract.. and then..tank the career.. He probably lives in some nice two bedroom apartment that has rent like 650 bucks a month. Russel is set. Maybe he may have more things to do on his free time like play football or something..

anyways.. I’m all out of blog ideas now.. how was that? I’m still getting used to this blogging thing.. It’s new.. work with me here.. I’ll try to get more stuff out there.. blogs n’ stories n’ whatever else you can possibly find on this site.. feel free to post a comment below.. let me know if my audience actually consists of real human beings.. I’m already a hit with the spambots..

alright.. over and out..

-Seb

NHL Announces Plans to Keep Coyotes in Phoenix, Fans Realize There is a Team

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After taking control of the NHL’s Phoenix Coyotes franchise after the team filed for bankruptcy back in May, the league has sold the team to Ice Edge Holdings, an investment group who has announced that it has no plans to relocate the team to Canada and keep the team in the Valley of the Sun. The group is perfect for the NHL, who wants to expand and grow the game cities who couldn’t care less about it in southern United States cities.

This came has a huge surprise to fans in the Phoenix area, mostly because they were unaware that an NHL franchise even existed in Phoenix.

“The Coyotes?” questioned Mark Stacey of Glendale, AZ, “What sport do they play? Never heard of them. I’m going golfing.”

The group is hoping that it can push the team’s season ticket sales past ten people, starting in the 2010-11 season.

“Oh wow its a hockey team? I thought when they said the Coyotes are leaving, that the city had figured out away to make the animals leave so I wouldn’t have to worry about them killing my dogs or cats anymore” said Kelly Phillips of Peoria, AZ.

The players on the Coyotes were most excited by the announcement. “You mean I don’t have to go up to Canada and live and travel in that fucking freezing weather and snow? Sweet! I love Phoenix its always Sunny!” said Left Winger Taylor Pyatt.

Fans in Hamilton, Ontario however were severely disappointed upon learning that no franchise would be coming to the great white north. “All I do is hockey,” said a tearful Ryan Teklak. “I eat it, I drink it, I sleep it. I just wish I had a home team to support.”

Phoenix currently sits in fourth place in the Western Conference.