hey kidz

hi.. whats new..

just came by to acknowledge what’s been one of my least productive weeks ever.. (no stories and no new video of the week) after one of my most productive weeks ever (all stories written by me).. so one can say we’re even.. right?

anyway.. ive been sick today.. yes the day i was going to announce that we’re going to start updating biweekly now.. so i’ll just announce it.. errm.. right now..

we’re going to be putting out new stories twice a week… Look for new stories every Monday and Thursday. There will still only be one ‘video of the week’ and the stories on thursday would not block out the ones written on Monday.

Either way just log on and read the damn stories!

What else? Oh yeah… Sports related stuff.. let’s get to it..

It’s no secret my team, the Spurs, are getting their asses beat right now. This gives the average Suns fan a boner I can tell.. i don’t blame them.. beating the Spurs in the playoffs alone is an achievement in itself..

which other spurs fan enjoyed it as much as i did when we started getting blunders like Richard Jefferson traveling and Tim Duncan missing a layup :D ?

Anyways.. who caught the Orlando / Atlanta game? No not the first game where Atlanta got their asses handed to, but the second game where Atlanta got their asses handed to. Seriously, should this even be considered a playoff series? This is the worst showing, of talent disparity between the top seeds and the bottom in the East. Or should I say, the best showing? Somehow I have a feeling Milwaukee would’ve given Orlando a tougher run… This is the same Milwaukee that surprised me when I actually heard they were in the playoffs; I had no idea they were doing that well. They took Atlanta to 7 games without their star player, that alone is shameful of Atlanta in itself. They shouldn’t deserve to win. At this point, it’d be a paradox seeing Atlanta win one game against the Magic. If they did, it’d probably be a buzzer beater desperation fullcourt shot. On a side note.. in a couple of weeks, i’m going to be participating on a 3 on 3 basketball tournament. I talk all this smack about NBA players, lets see if i can walk the walk. I’ll provide pics and video :D .

OK back to the site.. Can anyone like write my co authors a letter or post a comment here begging them to put their 2 cents on anything on their blogs? I’m kinda getting tired of brushing up the cobwebs on their pages. This is what i saw when I went back to PBeezy’s blog for example.

Oh yeah.. another thing.. the funny cats at slamdumb.com gave me a knee slapper the other day. Check it out

They’re good guys over there.. haha-larious as i like to say.. check out their other comics and articles also.

Wow.. I must say that’s a good load of basketball talk in one sitting.. especially on a site that claims to cover a lot of sports and not just basketball.. can’t help it.. we’re just basketball heads. It’s what’s being shoved down our throats from the media the most right now. That, and baseball.. we don’t have much baseball prowess right now but we’re trying.

Our favorite team, the Oakland Raiders made headlines by cutting former #1 overall pick, Jamarcus Russell.

Russell: father forgive them.. for they know not what they do..

Yeah I know, the highest achievement by Jamarcus is being the #1 overall pick. I mean, I admire this guy. He’s smart as hell. He totally Rick Astley’d the Raiders organization by impressing them to the point they picked him over 300 other athletes that year. Hey they needed a quarterback.. you can’t blame them for picking him over players like Calvin Johnson, Patrick Willis and Adrian Peterson. Brady Quinn was the next best QB available and he’s had a better career than Russell. See, I say Russel’s smart because after holding out big time to get that max contract of whatever it was, I believe he got immediately to investing that money, because, I mean.. be serious.. he got a 68 million dollar contract.. imagine what you and i could do with that money. I sure as hell wouldn’t wanna risk getting hurt out there when I already got my money in the bank.Hell.. I’d do what Jamarcus did even if i got a 10 thousand dollar contract instead.. get drafted.. sign the contract.. and then..tank the career.. He probably lives in some nice two bedroom apartment that has rent like 650 bucks a month. Russel is set. Maybe he may have more things to do on his free time like play football or something..

anyways.. I’m all out of blog ideas now.. how was that? I’m still getting used to this blogging thing.. It’s new.. work with me here.. I’ll try to get more stuff out there.. blogs n’ stories n’ whatever else you can possibly find on this site.. feel free to post a comment below.. let me know if my audience actually consists of real human beings.. I’m already a hit with the spambots..

alright.. over and out..

-Seb

Sports Analyst John Hollinger’s articles to be converted onto ESPN comedy section

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ESPN's John Hollinger

BRISTOL- An unexpected source of breaking news took place this morning as ESPN’s John Hollinger has been deemed unworthy of producing quality material compared to his colleagues.

It all occurred after a memo was sent out internally amongst employees of the Disney owned sports media outlet indicating that Hollinger has been moved to spearhead their upcoming section of ESPN comedy. “This is a new move that will make us even more unrivaled with our competitors in the media” was a statement included in the memo.

As a long story short, ESPN plans to launch a comedy section on their main site and hopefully a 30 minute TV show on sports comedy to fit in with the daily 23 hours of SportsCenter. The president of the company felt John Hollinger was the perfect candidate to spearhead the new sports comedy section because his articles are “so full of fail and laughter.”

The memo also included that, this is in no means a demotion for Hollinger, but that his contribution to the company has had the entire staff plagued with tears of laughter. “I just lost it, when he came up with that per system that showed Andrew Bynum was a better player than Kobe Bryant” said ESPN co-writer J.A. Adande. Marc Stein also claimed he gushed with laughter when Hollinger came up with yet another points system that proved Steve Nash is the best shooter in the NBA over players like Ray Allen and Dirk Nowitzki.

Some coworkers have been rumored to be relieved he is leaving their department. One co-analyst, who claimed to remain anonymous, said that their integrity can be restored with honorable and insightful writing and people can go to that ESPN comedy section now for a good laugh. Some others have even said the launch of this new section might rival sites like rofljock.com.

The Memo also included that this should raise the revenue for the Insider feature ESPN always shoves down the public’s throats. The same anonymous co-analyst also commented saying, “I feel embarrassed when I’m out with my friends and they talk about some article they saw by Hollinger that’s been cut off because they’re not Insider subscribers. They say it’s like, he does articles called ‘Hollingers top 50 bald basketball players’ and has a points system he invents for that.. it’s like who the hell cares?! I don’t wanna pay for that!’.. I feel embarrassed because I know they’re right.

Hollinger could not be reached for comment.