It’s Saturday November 20th so happy thanksgiving to my readers, all 3 of you, in advance. I hope you guys cram your faces with tryptophan laced turkey and get that buzzed / sleepy look while watching the cowboys on TV, honoring their season long tradition of losing. No i mean it, enjoy thanksgiving and give thanks for all the good that’s happened to you this year. I’m willing to bet it outweighs the bad, I mean for one, you can give thanks that you still have life. If you just get shot right after reading this then I apologize.
So it’s pretty obvious at this point that I didn’t die. Yes, it’s really me typing this. I apologize for not updating the site lately, life just got in the way. You’d figure, now that I had cable things I’d be more active with a constant sports news feed coming in but it’s been quite the opposite. It’s really true cable makes you lazy.
So here’s one thing im rofljocking on..
Kobe aims at his "haters"
apparently several media critics are taking a jab at kobe for this image. Now i can get into a whole discussion about this.. and i kinda did over here (try to guess which user i am), but I won’t. I’ll just state my case that the critics should give Kobe a pass on this one because it’s the commercial’s creators that are to blame. It’s no secret that there’s retards in this country that can’t differentiate between fiction and reality, so we have help them apply logic. The industry is already under fire for being controversial in the first place, this commercial doesn’t help their cause. Putting Kobe in this is only a bad PR move because of the controversy but everyone should know by now the only shooting Kobe does is shooting basketballs. Give him a break, and that’s coming from a non-kobe fan.
So what else is new? Guess who just overtook David Robinson as the all-time Spurs scorer?
look at my status tim.. you can look but you can't touch..
Yes Duncan finally pulled it off. After sinking a free-throw to tie the record, he sunk another to break it, and it all went downhill from there…. for the Jazz. How about my Spurs bustin’ out a 10-1 record without ESPN and other laker/celtic/heat nut-hugging media outlets raving about it. Even, when New Orleans had a 7-0 streak to start out the season, we couldn’t hear the end of it, however there are NBA fans out there that don’t even know who Tim Duncan is.
i bet even tnt analyst except charles ernie and the jet woulda missed it too..
Speaking of the Spurs, it’s kinda sad that despite my biased ranting about them not being mentioned in the news, they actually have been mentioned in the news, at the expense of Tony Parker and Eva Longoria getting a divorce. At first when they hooked up, I pictured her as some non-sense chicana from da valley trying to make some noise by dating a spurs player, but i accepted that I was wrong after they had been together for quite a while. Then when I heard about the divorce, that did take me by surprise. But the thing that gets me is that, they’re divorcing because Tony was allegedly knockin’ boots with someone else.. damn Tony.. It was a former Spurs’ player’s wife.. DAMN TONY… it was Brent Barry’s wife.. DAMN TONY.. see.. i wouldn’t have minded until i heard it was a former player’s wife, so I was hella worried that Tony would end up playing the game like Tiger Woods did.. the sexual predator edition.. but I’m pretty stoked after seeing Tony play out there like Kobe Bryant.. the sexual predator edition. But regardless of the outcome of all of this, I’ve got to say this from a man’s perspective, that Erin Barry is one fine piece of A!
But enough of all that anyway, I’ve got a couple of good news to share and i’ll make it brief. 1. i’m gonna be updating this site with more funnies and 2. My friend Vlad at Slamdumb.com , Yes .. THE slamdumb.com is going to be posting my site out there to his readers.. he did it out of his own good heart.. I didn’t get on all fours and beg him mercilessly to help me out, even though every part of me inside wanted to. After having a couple of conversations with him, he’s a good guy.. hilarious.. and you know if I find someone hilarious, so help you GOD.. So if you’re an nba fan with a sense of humor, check out his blogs and comics at www.slamdumb.com . This one for example had me rollin’:
Oh and I nearly forgot, my buddy KC is the owner of the other site i referenced earlier.. www.2khoops.net , check it out.. make an account, engage in discussions! you may even get a ‘whats up’ or ‘stfu’ from your boy, sebastien3k over there 
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Well enough of my blibber blabber for now, I’ll post up another one of these soon and if you can read this and you don’t post a comment, it means you have genital herpes. Peace!
-Seb
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BOSTON- A relieved Michael Finley walked into the press conference room today and was all smiles as he had now become a Boston Celtic. “This is my dream come true, I’ve always wanted to be a celtic ever since I was a kid.” Some of us were a bit surprised because being the basketball buffs we are, we recalled Finley idolizing Jordan as a kid and thought he would actually play for the Bulls if given a chance. Finley, on the other hand clearly had another agenda.
Upon passing the team’s monthly mandated physical, new developments came about on the Spurs’ team medical reports. Apparently, rookie Dejuan Blair is not only missing ACL’s but he also has no tendons or ligaments. He then later confessed to the team doctors that he doesn’t even breathe. Everyone found it hard to believe but the doctors strongly backed him up with their reports. Fans around the league are surprised and impressed that Blair is still holding up at this level after the ACL surgery and he’s earned the nickname of ‘the beast’ but no one thought he’d literally be one. By that we mean, he’s been able to become a force on the court without having such important elements needed for every human being to play effectively in the sport.
