CAPE CANAVERAL- His interceptions of future Hall of Fame quarterbacks Brett Favre and Petyon Manning did more than just lock up NFC Championship and Super Bowl wins for the New Orleans Saints, NASA has taken notice of Tracy Porter as well. NASA has chosen the Saints’ cornerback to stop a meteor heading towards Earth. Experts at NASA have predicted that the meteor could strike Earth within the next two weeks, so after exhausting all other options, they have asked Porter to handle the task.
“The way he was able to stop Manning and Favre when it looked like for sure their teams were gonna score is unprecedented,” NASA spokesperson James Gould said. “You just don’t ever see someone pull that off. We know Tracy is the right man for the job.”
In both games this season, it looked for sure that the Vikings and Colts were going in for go-ahead or game-tying scores, when the little known cornerback came up with game changing interceptions that sealed the fate of the Super Bowl XLIV Champion Saints. With the fate of the world resting in his hands, Porter is excited for the opportunity and ready for the challenge.
“Meteors have the same characteristics as Favre and Manning: they are both known as unstoppable forces,” said the Super Bowl XLIV champion. “Stopping Favre and Manning in their tracks was huge. I am an immovable object, ready to stop this rock in its tracks.” Porter is confident in his ability after his performance in his last two games.
The people of Earth can only hope that Porter is able to repeat his performance for the third time in a row, and stop the meteor from destroying the world.
After a disappointing loss to the New Orleans Saints in the NFC Championship game, Brett Favre announced he was relieved that he blew the conference championship game instead of the Super Bowl. The Minnesota Vikings, led by the future hall of fame quarterback were in New Orleans territory and possible field goal range, when Favre and the Vikings inexplicably called a pass play leading to the turnover that kept the Saints chances alive.