Where have you been?

Oh you mean me… my bad.. I haven’t gone anywhere.. but in case anyone else had noticed.. the site virtually “poofed” off the internet for quite a bit. Nothing wrong happened, no i didn’t break anything.. well not intentionally, I know what triggered the whole event but lets just say I took my time getting it back up and running. It didn’t take long for me to do so but figured other stuff had to be taken care of first…

The site is back :D .. that’s all that matters now. I hope for it not to happen again.. so i guess as a side effect of all this now.. my stories are old news sort of.. hey they’re still funny.. just pretend you’ve been in a coma for the past 20 days like my site has and you’ll be lol’ing at the stories again. I’m still gonna get this stuff updated anyways with new stories.. funny as usual..

it looks like not much has happened or not alot since lebron joined the NWO..

lol.. that video gets me everytime! plus it’s sweet hearing some Jimi Hendrix while you’re at it ;) . Plus the usual Lebron hate coalition group is having a blast at the remarks they’re making about him and what not.. well it’s like this.. let Lebron be Lebron.. that’s all i got to say about it.. he doesn’t owe anyone a thing.. he never once said he wants to be the greatest basketball player ever and win 12 rings and 9 MVPs or whatever.. even if he did that, he’d still be hated.. so it’s whatever man.. the heat are just another hard team to beat.. don’t treat that team like they’re composed of gods.. they’re still beatable.. you just have to try extra hard lol..

what u tryin to say TO?

what u tryin' to say TO?

In other news, Carson Palmer is gonna have a choice of Terrell Owens or Chad OchoCinco to throw to. I’ve got to make a story about that on the site. Well that offense has no excuse to stink now.. well.. then again.. they have cedric benson.. one of football’s greatest hoaxes of all time.

Other than that.. nothing else big comes to mind.. but of course if it does.. i’ll keep me posted :p

speakin of posts.. where’s yours? look below

Desean Jackson’s Mcnabb comments a result of Terrell Owens’ voodoo

terrell-owensPHILADELPHIA – After public comments berating Donovan Mcnabb were issued by Eagles WR, DeSean Jackson, the media took every opportunity to probe on the issue as to why Jackson would say these things about Donovan after he got traded to the Redskins. To speak for everyone, we were all under the impression there was a mutual feeling in the Eagles locker room as the team appeared to click well during the 2009 – 2010 season.

Jackson didn’t want to add anymore fuel to the fire after he had realized how big of a story this would be in the media but he did mention that this wasn’t all his idea. As a matter of fact, after watching events unfold in retrospect as broadcast by ESPN, Jackson exclaimed he doesn’t even remember saying a word of what was reported and this ought to be false. He did get convinced we weren’t lying though after he saw video of his interview on TV as well; he couldn’t deny it was him.

Being the good media folks that we are, we decided to help the poor young receiver find out what sort of condition or sorcery may have possessed him to make such comments against one of the most perennial and mature pro-bowlers to ever grace this sport. After deep thought, our staff members looked at each other at the same time and said, “T.O.”

I had placed a call to Terrell Owens after the Jackson interview, and asked if had anything to do with it. Owens just laughed and said he was bored and just wanted to spice up the NFL in the news again. We asked why Owens would do such a thing and why he would still take jabs at McNabb this late. Owens just laughed and repeated again that he was bored and that he enjoys seeing his prior quarterbacks fail. We mentioned to Owens that he didnt’ seem to have any beef toward Trent Edwards or J.P. Losman when he was still WR for the Bills. Owens replied in a text message saying “LOL! do you think i could bring their careers down any further? they sucked already.. there was nothing i could possibly do to make them look worse”. We had also asked Owens where and when he learned how to possess other receivers, and Owens replied that it was a skill he had been working on in the offseason and that he will use that to his arsenal when next he plays ball. “The whole catching footballs thing is getting old and I want to bring a new element to the game. I’ll make defenders shit their pants while trying to chase me, it will really throw them off” replied Owens.

This may well be a very interesting 2010 – 2011 football season.