After perfect game, Dallas Braden upset with teammates for celebrating on mound

97516552JJ004_Tampa_Bay_RayOAKLAND – Despite throwing only the 19th perfect game in Major League history to lead his team to a 4-0 win over the Tampa Bay Rays on Mother’s Day, Oakland Athletics pitcher was upset with his teammates for celebrating on the mound after the final out was recorded.

“That is my mound!” Braden told reporters after the game. “The perfect game is nice and all, but I don’t appreciate how my teammates think they can just come up to my mound and jump around and celebrate on it like they did any work on it.”

In late April, Braden had a dust up with Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez when Rodriguez broke one of baseball’s many unwritten rules by crossing over the dirt portion of the mound on his way back the dugout. At the time he could be seen yelling emphatically, “this is my mound,” at Rodriguez.

“First A-Rod walks over my mound, now my own team has turned on me.” said Braden.

His teammate’s were shocked by his comments.

“We were all so happy just to be part of his perfect game. It is a rare and amazing accomplishment. We didn’t know he’d even get mad at us for celebrating with him after the game,” said third baseman Kevin Kouzmanoff.

It first perfect game in A’s history since ‘Catfish’ Hunter’s masterpiece in 1968.

Free Agent QB Jake Delhomme worried other teams may realize he sucks

PANJAKE0306_14.embedded.prod_affiliate.138CAROLINA- After an emotional press conference, Delhomme left fans wondering what team he would be on next, if there was a team interested. Delhomme stated he parted ways with the panthers with no hard feelings but what he’s worried about is that other teams have smart owners. We asked Delhomme to elaborate on this stance because we had no idea where he was coming from.

“Quite frankly, if you’ve seen the way i’ve played over the past few years, you’d ask yourself why the heck is Jake Delhomme playing pro ball?” said Delhomme. “I look like a freakin rookie out there, It’s only in my 5th year i realized that interceptions are a bad thing.” He also mentioned that he used to think interceptions were cool because the crowds sometimes cheered during them but he didn’t know why they boo’ed other times.

Steve Smith was sympathetic for Delhomme, but couldn’t fight hard enough to keep a grin off his face. “I wonder who our new QB’s gonna be.. I’m sure he’ll be one heckuva signal caller!” said Smith. We asked Smith why he’s so sure and Smith replied “because his name is not Jake Delhomme”.

After upset loss to USA, Canada considering canceling Olympics

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VANCOUVER- Jamie Langenbrunner’s goal at 7:09 of the third period to give the United States a 4-2 lead at the time over Canada would hold up to be the game winner as the United States upset Canada in Vancouver on Sunday giving the Americans their Olympic win over the Canadians in 50 years. Sidney Crosby would score a goal with just under four minutes left would bring the Canadians with in one before Ryan Kesler’s hustled to a loose puck and back handed it with one arm for an empty net goal with 45 seconds left would seal the Americans 5-3 victory. Canada, whose national sport is hockey, who have been focused on winning gold on home soil in hockey, are so distraught after the loss, are considering forcing everybody out of Vancouver and canceling the Olympic games.

“Hockey is what we live for as Canadians. We’ve been waiting for this moment for the last four years, so we can celebrate winning gold and proving that hockey is our sport, and we are the best in the world at it” said Canadian Olympic Committee President Michael Chambers.

“Lets be honest,” continued Chambers, “Nobody up here really cares about the other sports. Its all about hockey in the great white north. If Canada is gonna struggle at the sport we live for, we might as well just cancel the games all together. These Olympics would be meaningless without a gold in hockey for Canada.”

All of Canada has been excited for these Olympic Games, especially for Hockey. Nearly the entire nation tuned in on Sunday only to see their beloved heroes lose to the rival Americans. Canada Hockey Place, the home for ice hockey at the Olympics, was a sea of red with maple leaf flags waving all over the place. Fans were also bitterly disappointed also by the result.

“If we can’t win at hockey, then whats the point of supporting my country,” wondered Jan Fletcher of Surrey, BC, who attended the game. She added that “if they’re not going to win gold, then these entire games are a waste of time and an embarrassment.”

The COC will take 48 hours to asses the situation and make an announcement. However, Internatioal Olympic Committee president Jacques Rogge said that despite the Candians disappointment, the games will continue.