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just came by to acknowledge what’s been one of my least productive weeks ever.. (no stories and no new video of the week) after one of my most productive weeks ever (all stories written by me).. so one can say we’re even.. right?

anyway.. ive been sick today.. yes the day i was going to announce that we’re going to start updating biweekly now.. so i’ll just announce it.. errm.. right now..

we’re going to be putting out new stories twice a week… Look for new stories every Monday and Thursday. There will still only be one ‘video of the week’ and the stories on thursday would not block out the ones written on Monday.

Either way just log on and read the damn stories!

What else? Oh yeah… Sports related stuff.. let’s get to it..

It’s no secret my team, the Spurs, are getting their asses beat right now. This gives the average Suns fan a boner I can tell.. i don’t blame them.. beating the Spurs in the playoffs alone is an achievement in itself..

which other spurs fan enjoyed it as much as i did when we started getting blunders like Richard Jefferson traveling and Tim Duncan missing a layup :D ?

Anyways.. who caught the Orlando / Atlanta game? No not the first game where Atlanta got their asses handed to, but the second game where Atlanta got their asses handed to. Seriously, should this even be considered a playoff series? This is the worst showing, of talent disparity between the top seeds and the bottom in the East. Or should I say, the best showing? Somehow I have a feeling Milwaukee would’ve given Orlando a tougher run… This is the same Milwaukee that surprised me when I actually heard they were in the playoffs; I had no idea they were doing that well. They took Atlanta to 7 games without their star player, that alone is shameful of Atlanta in itself. They shouldn’t deserve to win. At this point, it’d be a paradox seeing Atlanta win one game against the Magic. If they did, it’d probably be a buzzer beater desperation fullcourt shot. On a side note.. in a couple of weeks, i’m going to be participating on a 3 on 3 basketball tournament. I talk all this smack about NBA players, lets see if i can walk the walk. I’ll provide pics and video :D .

OK back to the site.. Can anyone like write my co authors a letter or post a comment here begging them to put their 2 cents on anything on their blogs? I’m kinda getting tired of brushing up the cobwebs on their pages. This is what i saw when I went back to PBeezy’s blog for example.

Oh yeah.. another thing.. the funny cats at slamdumb.com gave me a knee slapper the other day. Check it out

They’re good guys over there.. haha-larious as i like to say.. check out their other comics and articles also.

Wow.. I must say that’s a good load of basketball talk in one sitting.. especially on a site that claims to cover a lot of sports and not just basketball.. can’t help it.. we’re just basketball heads. It’s what’s being shoved down our throats from the media the most right now. That, and baseball.. we don’t have much baseball prowess right now but we’re trying.

Our favorite team, the Oakland Raiders made headlines by cutting former #1 overall pick, Jamarcus Russell.

Russell: father forgive them.. for they know not what they do..

Yeah I know, the highest achievement by Jamarcus is being the #1 overall pick. I mean, I admire this guy. He’s smart as hell. He totally Rick Astley’d the Raiders organization by impressing them to the point they picked him over 300 other athletes that year. Hey they needed a quarterback.. you can’t blame them for picking him over players like Calvin Johnson, Patrick Willis and Adrian Peterson. Brady Quinn was the next best QB available and he’s had a better career than Russell. See, I say Russel’s smart because after holding out big time to get that max contract of whatever it was, I believe he got immediately to investing that money, because, I mean.. be serious.. he got a 68 million dollar contract.. imagine what you and i could do with that money. I sure as hell wouldn’t wanna risk getting hurt out there when I already got my money in the bank.Hell.. I’d do what Jamarcus did even if i got a 10 thousand dollar contract instead.. get drafted.. sign the contract.. and then..tank the career.. He probably lives in some nice two bedroom apartment that has rent like 650 bucks a month. Russel is set. Maybe he may have more things to do on his free time like play football or something..

anyways.. I’m all out of blog ideas now.. how was that? I’m still getting used to this blogging thing.. It’s new.. work with me here.. I’ll try to get more stuff out there.. blogs n’ stories n’ whatever else you can possibly find on this site.. feel free to post a comment below.. let me know if my audience actually consists of real human beings.. I’m already a hit with the spambots..

alright.. over and out..

-Seb

A. Peterson asked to pass salt, fumbles

MINNEAPOLIS- In another embarrassing moment for arguably the best running back in the NFL, at his family dinner last Wednesday night, Minnesota Vikings star Adrian Peterson was asked to pass the salt down the table, however couldn’t keep a grip on it, and fumbled the salt. His error lead to huge mess of salt, right in the middle of the dinner table, almost ruining it all together. The Pro Bowl running back, who lost playing time due to fumbling the football in key situations this season and also fumbled twice in the NFC Championship game, was noticeably shaken.

“It’s a shame.” said teammate Chester Taylor. “I know he doesn’t do it on purpose, but its never good to spill the salt.” Taylor was at Peterson’s for the dinner. “I mean, it was literally centimeters away from landing all over my plate. Dinner would’ve been ruined. I don’t know if I’d be able to look at him the same ever again.”Taylor takes his meatloaf seriously.

Nobody can quite figure out Peterson’s fumbling problem. For a man who has a death grip handshake, and is in tremendous physical shape, he has trouble holding on to objects, albeit a football or salt shaker.

“I just can’t explain it” said Peterson. “When I’m asked to hold on to something important, it feels like trying to hold on to a fish out of water.” When it comes to eating the meal, Peterson is one of the best at the table. However, ask him to grab something, and next thing you know its fallen out of his grip and made a mess of the situation.

In order to cure his fumbling issues, his father has suggested that he carry around a salt shaker all week, until the next family dinner.

Favre relieved that he wont blow it in the Super Bowl

favre2After a disappointing loss to the New Orleans Saints in the NFC Championship game, Brett Favre announced he was relieved that he blew the conference championship game instead of the Super Bowl. The Minnesota Vikings, led by the future hall of fame quarterback were in New Orleans territory and possible field goal range, when Favre and the Vikings inexplicably called a pass play leading to the turnover that kept the Saints chances alive.

“I don’t want to be remembered as the guy who blew the Super Bowl, I’m glad I avoided doing it on the biggest stage in the world” said Favre. “This gives me an extra two weeks to mull over the decision whether or not to retire.”

Despite Favre having one of the best seasons of his career, and the Vikings being one of the most dominant teams in the NFC, Minnesota fans were treated to another disappointing end to the season.

Favre continued, “just imagine what it would’ve been like for everyone if I had thrown that interception in the Super Bowl, then Vikings fans would run me out of town. I don’t think the fans would let me stay for another season if that happened.” It was the fifth consecutive loss in an NFC Championship game for the Vikings, a team that has also lost four Super Bowls.

The Vikings will now give Favre all the time he need to decide whether or not he wants to retire.

After Spat, Favre planning on retiring, re-joining Packers

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In yet another twist the the Brett Favre saga, the quarterback has announced he is planning on retiring yet again. This move is unprecedented, announced right before the end of the regular season as the Vikings are preparing for the NFC playoffs.

Stemming from a sideline argument with head coach Brad Childress about whether or not the quarterback should remain in the game and risk injury, Favre said, “I refuse to play for a team whose best interest is winning the Super Bowl, instead of letting me go out and sling the ball around and add to my stats.” After nearly 19 years in the league, Favre feels like he should be able to do whatever he pleases during games.

“We have arguably the best tailback in the game, and Brett continues to repeatedly audible out of running plays, to call high risk passing plays in order to improve his MVP chances” was Childress’ response after the game. He further defended is position by saying, “I just want to keep Favre healthy for the playoffs.”

Unfortunately for Childress and the Vikings, now they will be without the veteran quarterback for the remainder of the regular season and the playoffs. After announcing he will refuse to play anymore games for the Vikings, a source close to Favre has said that he plans on waiting until training camp ends next season, then letting the Green Bay Packers know that he is ready to again play for the team. It is not known whether or not Green Bay will accept his return, especially with Aaron Rodgers already at quarterback.

Tavaris Jackson, who was 2-3 as a started in 2008 for the Vikings, will now start for Minnesota.